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Mzfitz:

Bullshyte. Sometimes it just better to STFU if you can't answer a question.

The way people can't answer a question with KNOWLEDGE instead of their goddessD**M moralizing about everything from "ooooo, you are evil for using teh mixes" to "hey, low fat is stupid and if you are trying to watch your weight just stop eating okaytnksbye" is stupid, asine and rridiculous.

Also, makes you look like a jackazz.


Looking for Good Low-Fat Brownie and Muffin Recipes
Good Questions

9/21/10 12:35 PM

If you're honestly trying to watch your intake, should you be eating brownies or muffins? : )

Stop with the f**cking food police routine all ready. Who died and made you Marion Nestle?

OP asked a question about low fat alternatives. If you can't answer the godd**MN question without adding in your moralizing and what you think she should/should not be eating, either start your own godsD**MN blog or STFU all ready.

OP-you didn't need this judgemental crap, nor did you need to justify why you asked this question with -"HEY, I WORK OUT!" stop feeding into this whole food cop judgmental foodie Bullshyte that goes on all the time.


Looking for Good Low-Fat Brownie and Muffin Recipes
Good Questions

9/21/10 12:17 PM

well, I do use scissors to cut pizza because a knife or even a pizza cutter don't "cut" it.


13 WTF?! Products That Are Unnecessary and Wasteful
8/27/10 1:42 PM

those are some ugly mugs.


Perk Up! 5 Coffee Mugs To Brighten Your Cubicle
8/26/10 5:42 PM

Actually, since we just went over this in one of my nursing classes for home health. Federal guidelines no recommend that hot food not be left out to be cooled, but immediately put away in the fridge to prevent bacterial growth.

I will try to find an appropriate link, but the way I look at these things for my personal use is this formula:
Personal tolerance for risk + negative/postitive experences - experts' recommendations = outcome.

Therefore, hot food left on the counter for 30 minutes or so while I enjoy dinner eh, not so much of risk for me, despite what "experts" now say(and they will change their minds in six months anyway) Stuffing cooked inside a turkey cavity..yeah no so much.

of course, being right does not always mean being happy, and arguing about food on the counter I have a real simple solution. When you cook, you do what you want, when he does, he gets to do what he wants. Problem solved.


Is It OK To Put Leftovers in the Fridge While Still Warm?
Good Questions

7/30/10 12:21 PM

link please or recipe.

I am not picky


A Traditional Polish Drink with Rhubarb and Honey | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
6/28/10 2:36 PM

no, no, no, no, a thousand times no on the chorizo and chocolate, and gods, egg!

What the hell are people smoking or drinking, and if it makes me combine those three and think, YUM, I don't want any!

Thanks for putting me off my breakfast folks.


Calvin and Hobbes Cupcakes Delicious links for 6.24.10 | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
6/25/10 7:48 AM

spritz it about five quick short bursts of your favorite olive oil nonstick spray. use your hands to coat each kernel.

But honestly, don't be afraid of the fat...seriously, the best "how I learned to stop worrying about fats and bacteria" were my two required classes, nutrition and general biology. So unless you think popcorn kernels should be delivered soggy with butter, relax just a tad on the whole "but it's a fat, I can't have it anymore" you will be so glad you did.


How Do I Get Seasoning to Stick to Hot Air Popped Corn? Good Questions | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
6/4/10 10:39 AM

I never preheat my oven. I am sure the scientists wonkish bakers here just fell over on the fainting couch clutching their pearls, but I just don't. And, note to said Alton Brown science nerds on why I want to start preheating my oven....Do.Not.Care. You can waste your time writing a 5000 word comment on why I should care, but trust me, I will make fun of you if you do.

Anyway, I never had a cake fail on me yet. There probably will be a first time, and yet, after 20 years of baking without preheating or barely preheating an oven,(As in, remembering to turn it on when I am 7/8's done with with preparing the batter/dough I still haven't had one baked failure yet.


Starting a Cake in a Cold Oven - Does This Method Work? Good Questions | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
5/21/10 9:20 AM

Personally, I grew weary of wasting buttermilk. We don't "southern"* or cakes in this house. Those foods don't do well here.

So, I switched to buttermilk powder. I found in the baking aisle. Just follow the directions on the can. The powder keeps forever, and does a really nice job of creating the buttermilk affect. It may not be a "purist" thing, and I am sure the elite food snobs here will look down on my trailer trash ways,** however, it beats wasting food in my book.

*Yeah, I know, southern style food is "trendy". It also clogs the arteries, and tastes greasy(fried chicken, and don't tell me your recipe is different, it isn't) and slimey, as in okra or collard greens. (see parentheses above).
Taste in food is subjective, and right now I am subjecting you to mine.

** Once any food elites have picked themselves off the fainting couch and are done clutching their pearls. A lot of times in cooking for families, good enough actually tastes pretty damn good.


What Can I Do With a Carton of Buttermilk? Good Questions | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
5/5/10 9:38 AM

I made the onion citrus salad only with grapefruit instead of blood oranges. It was good, though those barbie onions(Cioppellini) were tough to deal with it, from skinning them to chopping them up.

Next time, I will forego the whole raw baby oinion think and lightly saute some shallots. I am the biggest fan of raw onion.


Leeks, Shallots, and Onions: Savory Allium Recipes Recipe Roundup | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
3/30/10 1:41 PM

Austrian garlic soup.

Miso ginger soup.

I have a chicken soup that my friends call the witch's brew soup, it heals everything.


Recipe Roundup: Favorite Feel Better Soups | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
1/26/10 9:03 AM

What someone said upthread, exactly when did we decide to hand over our autonomy over things we love to some concept of "in" or "out"? Prentenious much?

Wine is exactly like sex. It's good when I say it's good.
And whether it's an oaked, or unoaked, or a hearty smack me in the head with its tannins red, I will drink it, regardless of what is "in" or "out".

Off now to enjoy my guilty secret pleasure Three buck chuck from Walmart. And yes, it is good.


Oaked White Wine: Dated, Timeless, or on a Comeback? | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
1/21/10 5:33 PM

84 dollars for tea towels I can stamp myself????!!!!

CRAZEEE!


Holiday Gift Guide: 10 Handmade Helpers For The Kitchen | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
12/5/09 8:13 PM

Just use the salted butter in the recipe. I use salted butter in everything I bake and I have never, ever, ever noticed the difference. I never cut the salt to compensate, but have cut the salt when compensating for sodium restricted diet, usually by half.

Good Luck. And by all means freeze the butter. Frozen butter grates really well into flour for pastry crust.


How Should I Adjust Recipes to Allow for Salted Butter? Good Questions | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
12/5/09 8:11 PM

what a bunch of food elitist snots you people are.

Kitchen Mage/OP-
Thank you for the idea. I love the thought of instant microwave mac & cheese and KM, you are totally correct when you say that kids love the magic portion of cooking. The bowl becomes extremely hot when you use the microwave kraft mac & cheese. I would have thought that food snots who hang out here would know the basic equation of heatwaves entering food/glass dishes hot=use a freaking oven mitt when taking things out of microwave, but apparently they aren't.


Dinner Quick: One-Bowl Microwave Macaroni and Cheese | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
11/12/09 9:57 PM

I loved my homemade chocolate stout cake I made this past summer, so I decided to make a Pumpkin Molasses Ale Cake.

The first one was good, but on the second one I cut the molasses down, and it was much better.

Anyone interested in the recipe?


Apartment Therapy The Kitchn | Ready for Pie? Pumpkin Pie Five Ways
11/3/09 10:21 PM

Carrie:

If you are attracted to the convenience of the slow cooker's "dump and go" canned cream of whatever certainly works well. However, there is no denying that when using canned soups taste is significantly sacrificed for said convenience.

While the blogger here will get no arguments from me that a freshly brewed roux(rhyme intended!) is indeed the best of both worlds, nor does making a roux take significantly more time than opening a can of soup; I have found that a powdered bulk cream of whatever soup on hand is convenient, and tastes fresher than the canned version. Of course, it also goes without saying that I can control the ingredients for health, such as using nonfat powdered milk, quality dried mushrooms and of course the salt.

Now, I only make bulk cream of mushroom soup because of an extreme dislike of the cream of celery soup. I also like mushrooms with a hobbitlike fanaticism, so I never make the plain variety of this, and always add dried mushrooms to my mix.

Here is my modified recipe with instructions for its uses.
I am sure you could find others using ye olde google.

Instant Cream Soup Mix
2 c. of nonfat powdered milk
3/4 c. cornstarch
1/4 c. instant chicken bouillon
1 tsp. onion powder
1/2 tsp. dried thyme
1/2 tsp. dried basil
1/4 tsp. pepper
1 tsp of kosher salt(or omit it all together and use the season to taste when cooking the recipe)
1/4 c. of assorted dried mushrooms

Combine these and store in an airtight container.

To use for soup: combine 1/3 c. mix and 1 1/2c. water. Bring to a boil while stirring often. Add a vegetable for more flavor, such as diced celery (for cream of celery soup), or some sliced mushrooms (for cream of mushroom soup), or some diced broccoli (for cream of broccoli soup).

Use as a substitute for half a 10-3/4-ounce can of condensed cream of chicken, mushroom or celery soup. For half of a can of soup, in a microwave-safe dish, whisk together 2/3 cup water or milk for extra creaminess and 3 tablespoons soup mix, I heat it in the microwave for three minutes, but am also guilty of just dumping in the crockpot and whisking it vigorously.


Apartment Therapy The Kitchn | Is There an Alternative to Canned Cream Soups? Good Questions
11/3/09 10:55 AM

I was just going to say it's a complicated form of Divinity.

In my childhood home, Divnity, along with rum balls, were a special holiday treat made by my great grandmother and grandmother. It wouldn't seem to be the holidays without either.

Now that grandmother has died, I am going to have to make at least rum balls. Sadly, the successful candy making skills did not carry on in my genes, so divinity will have to wait.

Oh, and my father just returned from a month long sojourn in Canada and brought back a whole box of Canadian Nougat Bars. A whole bar of nougat with gummy bits. It's better than a t-shirt.


Apartment Therapy The Kitchn | Curious Candies: Have You Ever Made Nougat?
10/22/09 10:45 AM

After doing my own personal kitchen cure, I found a bunch of old cookbooks of my dearly departed mother's. One happened to be one I gave her that she never cooked out of, as it was too "Big City" to her cream of mushroom tastes.

The cookbook is called Mesa Mexicana by Mary Sue Milliken and Susan Feniger(are they the Two Hot Tamales?)\ and the last recipe in there is for homemade sweetened condensed milk. It's made with less sugar, so I think it would change a recipe's taste, but I always found the tinned stuff to be diabetic coma sweet anyway.

Here's the recipe:
6 cups of nonfat milk(one of the reasons Miliken and Feniger say they use their own recipe is because they want to use nonfat milk, but I bet if whole would work too.)
5 tablespoons of sugar

Pour milk into a medium heavy saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce and simmer for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in the sugar and continue simmering 10 to 15 minutes or until reduced to 3 cups. Strain. May be refrigerated up to a week.

I think I am going to try this tomorrow.

P.S. I don't mind cream of mushroom stuff, but I prefer my own homemade.


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10/10/09 7:10 PM