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Errmm yes sallsall, for the avoidance of doubt (as the lawyers say) I was indeed joking (I read somewhere recently that on internet dating sites sarcasm was like the number one turnoff for men - luckily my partner is not a man).

The thing that surprises me is how people manage to have kids and go for cream colour schemes, and there seem to be a couple of kids in the photos for this house (unless they're props).

Anything of ours that is cream-coloured inevitably seems to end up with large multicoloured stains on it courtesy of our 2 and 4 yr old.

PS Ah ... re-reading I think I've answered my own question - you've gone into the natural cleaning products biz and are using the kids as guinea pigs...