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Display Name: Monkeyme
Member Since: 6/26/07

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If you worry about wrinkled sheets, your life is VERY boring.


Linen Bedding: Are Wrinkled Sheets Sexy or Messy?
9/19/11 7:01 PM

Don't put things in food like ipecac or spice powder or anything like that - it's illegal. Assault - even though the person stole the food knowing it wasn't theirs, it's not safe legally to do this.


Stop, Thief! Strategies for Deterring Office Lunch Thieves | Apartment Therapy The Kitchn
5/9/10 12:48 AM

You use the stove.


Cottage Living's Best Kitchen Redo Ever And Some Tips We Can Take From It | Apartment Therapy DC
3/10/10 10:41 PM

Plant is great, why is it in such a cheap pot?


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Changing Up The Vibe At Home
10/23/09 7:04 PM

shanalulu, you reveal your own ignorance about allergies with your comments.

Also, lonnstrom was being proactive about preventing injury to their child - by making it known that nut products can be dangerous to some people. Nice reception it gets.


Apartment Therapy The Kitchn | What Foods Can You Carry On The Plane?
7/5/09 11:53 AM

It's not illegal in the slightest, as the coins weren't destroyed. Also, the government doesn't care about pennies, they cost more to produce then they are worth. I love this look, very cool! I would love to do a floor like this someday. Wish I knew more about how they did it.


Apartment Therapy New York | Penny Tile Floor at the Standard Hotel NotCot.com
7/5/09 10:47 AM

And no, this product isn't "green" at all. What a waste of water and introducing things into the water table. Lose lose.


Apartment Therapy Chicago | Cat Genie: The Only Civilized Alternative?
2/26/09 11:40 PM

Pregnant women shouldn't touch cat litter, yes, but geez, it's not so toxic that you can't have it in your house.


Apartment Therapy Chicago | Cat Genie: The Only Civilized Alternative?
2/26/09 11:40 PM

Yes, PLEASE stop calling it this. And I agree with the poster above - this isn't an organizational tool. It invites clutter and "forget about itness"


Apartment Therapy San Francisco | How To: Turn a Grate into a Storage Space
2/21/09 10:59 AM

Don't get the shoes. Looks cluttered.


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Repainting the Stairway Entry
9/8/08 6:58 AM

Wow. Every time I'm reminded of doggie daycares, I think of how other nations must view the U.S.


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Doggy Daycare and Cage-Free BoardingLos Angeles
9/8/08 6:52 AM

Once again? "Landing strip" has a different, genital-related connotation. Please stop using it.


Apartment Therapy Chicago | Dog Shower Inspiration
9/8/08 6:50 AM

Oh please. The "cat is killing me" is not placing blame on the owner, it's saying that YOU as a guest cannot handle the situation so you're leaving. You say in one breath that a guest should leave if they can't hack it and then criticize them for doing so in the next breath.

And if animals made you miserable, you WOULD make sure they didn't come near you. If they haven't harmed your animal, what on earth are you complaining about? And if they are trying to scare your pet away, take the darn hint and keep your animals away from the poor allergic person.

You'd think allergic people are being mean by feeling sick, for crying out loud.


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Visiting Your Pet Friendly Friends
9/8/08 6:42 AM

If someone doesn't want your pet on their lap, they shouldn't have to put up with it. What a horrible host to say "deal with it."


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Advice on Guests & Pets
9/5/08 9:45 AM

Seriously. This site only praises things if they're ridiculously expensive. You can do this much cheaper by yourself.


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Look!: Paint By Numbers Pet Portraits
9/5/08 9:40 AM

(I know, surprising that the editors wouldn't post how to do it yourself. This site has the weirdest posts lately).


Apartment Therapy New York | Hot or Not?: Eco-Graffiti Washington DC
9/5/08 9:38 AM

Do a search on Google - it has to do with collecting moss, grinding it up into a solution and painting it on the wall in the design you want.


Apartment Therapy New York | Hot or Not?: Eco-Graffiti Washington DC
9/5/08 9:37 AM

Continue with each claw and rest in between if you notice your cat is resistant and squirming.

If you notice? My cat starts trying to kill you the instant you touch her paws. I see so many stupid explanations of how to clip a cat's claws, but they never explain how to properly RESTRAIN a cat that doesn't want you to touch their feet. Who has all these compliant cats?


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | How To: Trim Cat's Claws
9/2/08 11:27 AM

Yeah...still don't know what it is. What's the difference? All I could find online were cholorine creators that use salt.


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Escapes: May We Borrow Your Pool?
8/28/08 12:09 PM

What's a salt pool?


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Escapes: May We Borrow Your Pool?
8/28/08 10:17 AM