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Um, yeah--I don't even spend a lot of time around that sort of thing, and I totally though at first glance, "OMGthosecandleslooklikeanalbeads!"

Which begs the snarky question, why not just replace these broken candles with anal beads?

But I do understand why an individual would want to keep these around--they are pretty funky vintage fab, if you can get your brain off the anal beads track.


Replace/Repair Vintage Candles?
Good Questions

8/24/11 1:43 AM

Elmer's wood glue should be perfectly fine for what you're going to do. Glue/clamp before you do any cleaning/refinishing--that way any glue that oozes out onto the surface will come off easily when you clean away the surface dirt instead of soaking into the grain.

You need to be able to clamp TIGHTLY--as much pressure as possible. But don't affix the clamp directly onto the wood. Use spacers (I always use scraps of basswood). Otherwise you risk the clamp making dents in the wood.


How To Repair Dux Dining Chairs?
Good Questions

7/27/11 6:58 PM

Yeah, holy crap, if you were hell-bent on having painted chairs, sell those to someone like me who loves Vienna Secessionist furniture and go buy some inexpensive Thonet knockoffs to dribble paint onto.


Should I Paint Antique Josef Kohn Chairs?
Good Questions

7/27/11 6:52 PM

Yeah, I hate, hate, HATE seeing shutters bolted to the siding on houses that obviously would not fit the window opening when closed. Too skinny, too wide, too short, too long...

I can accept fake shutters--even on the really fancy older homes that have actual working shutters they're almost always in actual fact just for decoration--but they should at least be plausible.

This is particularly unforgivable because these folks made their own shutters. All they had to do was measure the width of their sashes and divide by two... By what arbitrary means did they decide to make these shutters too ridiculously skinny?

And yes, before they did anything else they should have just killed those ratty, oversized yews and just started fresh with some new foundation plantings.


The Newman's DIY Decorative Shutters
Hello Newmans

7/27/11 3:19 AM

Don't FILL any cracks. Glue and clamp what you can (proper hide glue would be the best thing to use, but it's not like we all have some around the house). But don't fill anything. If there are any cracks/gaps/chips that cannot be closed and glued, just leave them alone and consider them character. Unless you're a repair expert who's able to find a sliver of wood with a matching grain to patch into the crack, an honest crack will always look better than a big wad of wood putty.


How To Repair Dux Dining Chairs?
Good Questions

7/27/11 12:28 AM

Jeez. Unless you're limited by what's going on on the exterior or a ceiling height we can't see, it would be SO TRIVIALLY EASY to raise the header and raise those windows up higher on the wall.

Then you could run the cabinets underneath and have a far more functional and comfortable layout.

Or OPTION D: Relocate the door to the dining room so that you can run cabinets across the entire wall on the right, from corner to corner. Instead of that single door to the dining room in the lower right corner, put in a nice big arch or french doors that open the rooms up to each-other.

(I hope that's an existing room that's being remodeled and not new construction, because the layout sucks.)


Kitchen Layout To Highlight Windows?
Good Questions

7/18/11 4:53 AM

Thank god this isn't one of those posts where the owner of the piece of furniture shows off how they "rescued" the classic piece with sandpaper and a can of gloss enamel...


Where To Sell Ed Wormley Magazine Rack?
Good Questions

7/18/11 4:24 AM

No need to make a big mess using a jigsaw to cut all the way through the panel and frame. Just cut away the back of the frame around the perimeter, perhaps using a sharp utility knife. This will leave the face of the door intact.


How To Install Glass in Solid Cabinet Doors
My Uncommon Slice of Suburbia

5/19/11 6:19 AM

I would (very carefully) remove some tiles from the end of the tub and use them to replace the broken tiles. Then I'd place an access panel on the end of the tub--I'd use something like a nice, sleek piece of brushed stainless steel held in place with hidden compression fittings.

(Your plumber was a dipshit hack. Instead of attempting to carefully cut through the grout lines and remove only as much as necessary to get access, he indiscriminately whacked a hole though with a hammer?)


How To Cover Broken Discontinued Bathroom Tiles?
Good Questions

5/18/11 6:22 AM

This would be an an excellent thing to do with natural stone--particularly slate, which would cut easily because it is relatively soft and cut edge vs. factory edges shouldn't be an issue.

I wouldn't even want to bother trying this with most manufactured tiles.


Cheap But Special Tile Flooring: Cut 12" Tiles in Half
5/18/11 12:50 AM

Please tell where the map over the bed is from! Is it vintage? I really love it and would like to try to find something similar.


Olivia's Travel Inspired Studio
House Call

4/1/11 8:13 PM

Well Mr. Modtomic just beat me to it.

I was going to say that they look a heck of a lot like these:
http://www.designaddict.com/design_radar/index.cfm/fuseaction/design_radar_one/radar/6298/Chrome_and_Suede_chairs/

My guess would've been more late 60's or more likely 70's--Thayer Coggin, Milo Baughman, Pace Collection, Anton Lorenz...the way that seat is done is kind of a Poul Kjaerholm knockoff.

Good god, Mr. Modtomic, the upholstery as it was in that pic on kaboodle is hideous--very 1980's trailer house with that puffy vinyl. They look MUCH better without it.

If they were mine to fix up, I'd take cues from the Poul Kjaerholm: http://www.voxarchitectae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/PK11-4.jpg


What's The Origin Of These Vintage Chairs?
Good Questions

4/1/11 5:22 AM

@Blandwagon: "...piece of veneered chipboard crap..."

That was gorgeous quartered African mahogany, with an unfortunate chip that I could have repaired quite passably and easily.

If you want to do some trendy flavor-of-the-month crap like this, do it to some disposable Ikea chest, but don't ruin some lovely piece of Regency-revival cabinetry for something you'll be sick of and want to toss to the curb in two years.


Before & After: Cheerful Wallpapered Chest of Drawers
UNT via Bemz Blog

3/20/11 3:10 AM

One can also probably go to their nearby university for maps. My state university's geography department offers files or printouts of maps, aerial photography and satellite imagery for very nominal fees.


Apartment Therapy New York | Cool (and Free!) Maps from the USGS
9/14/09 2:48 PM

Those "crooked" maps aren't the result of an oversight--the orientation of a map to the page is a result of which projection is used (e.g. Transverse Mercator vs. WGS vs. State Plane...). Being a representation of a curved surface projected onto a flat plane, no map can simultaneously represent true area, shape, distance, and direction--compromises must be made.

One can also go the the USGS's Seamless Server, zoom in to a specific location or area, and choose to download various layers of data to create a custom map (though one's choices may be limited without GIS software such as ARCmap).


Apartment Therapy New York | Cool (and Free!) Maps from the USGS
9/14/09 2:44 PM

Pretty sure it's a Robert Sonneman design for George Kovacs.


Apartment Therapy New York | Good Questions: Identify this Black Lamp?
5/27/09 3:29 AM

I haven't read all 55 comments above, so I'm sorry if I'm repeating...

There is NO easy or practical way to stain those cabinets another color. That oak has clearly been polyurethaned to death, and to actually stain the wood another color would require industrial-strength stripping first.

Painting the cabinets would be fine, though it might be best left to professionals. Someone with a shop could even remove the doors and drawer-fronts and paint them in a sprayer booth, giving you something approaching a factory finish.

No, you shouldn't worry about diminishing resale value by painting. Those are just base cabinets anyway--the cheapest kitchen cabinets the builder could find, available ready-made and pre-finished at any Home Depot or Menards.

I agree with others that, depending on whatever else is going on in that kitchen, it might be to good effect to go ahead and paint that brick. It's just thin-brick anyway--a tile-like veneer--and frankly, it looks rather cheap as is.


Apartment Therapy DC | Good Questions: Refinishing Cabinets in Kitchen?
4/5/09 7:31 AM

The trick here is that it's smack in the middle of a transitional period between the 80's and 90's. I'm going with 90's, but just barely. This looks exactly like something you guys scanned from an issue of Metropolitan Home or House & Garden (During it's Anna Wintour incarnation as "HG"), circa 1989-1992.

Is this some Broadway choreographer's weekend house in upstate New York?

I go with 90's because to me it feels like it has more of an edge of that 1990's attempt at gaiety and heedlessness--sort of "Monica's apartment from 'Friends'" or "Benny & Joon."

That frenchy commode back by the staircase with the flower arrangement pulls everything back towards the late 80's, so there I am thinking 1991-1992-ish.

Too bad there's no wooden bowl filled with Granny Smith apples or Michael Graves Alessi teakettle to more decisively date this kitchen by.


Apartment Therapy Chicago | Guess The Decade: Colorful Kitchen
3/4/09 2:29 AM

Man-ofSteel:

That the found balusters were later reproductions might well have been mentioned in the original post--that detail changes the dynamic of the little narrative entirely.

BTW--placing words in quotation marks is not the same as using italics. As you've used them, the quotation marks above should indicate words used ironically, unusually, or with reservations or distaste.


Apartment Therapy Chicago | Carson Pirie Scott Balustrade Headboard
11/30/08 2:24 AM

My university's art gallery has a set of those hanging on a wall in the sculpture garden.

Not "Sullivan-esque"--attributed to Louis Sullivan, 1899.

Did Randall Kramer and his client poke around to get appraisals of the actual value of those pieces before pursuing this project? Original Adler & Sullivan architectural fragments can go for a mint.

The balusters were covered in brown paint? Did anyone bother to assess whether that paint could be removed in such a way as to leave the original bronzed finish intact? Or did someone brazenly, carelessly strip or sandblast them right down to the raw cast-iron, thereby destroying the historical integrity and market value of the pieces?


Apartment Therapy Chicago | Carson Pirie Scott Balustrade Headboard
11/29/08 1:16 AM