Lora Samara's Profile

What is going on with my new carpet!! This shedding is ridiculous!! I don't want to have to vacuum my carpet 10x a day for 3 months.. I don't want to comb it with a fine tuned comb. I don't want to have to take it a groomer every week, I don't want to see carpet hair sticking to every horizontal surface in the house.. I don't want my baby to cough up carpet hair balls. I don't want to have to by the Dyson DC17 Vacuum Absolute Animal Model 103 to combat the copious shedding. I don't want to stuff 50 pillows with carpet hair. I don't want to understand the moods of my god damned carpet!!!! Will it stop shedding tomorrow, the next day, next month, next year? Now? When? I just want to step on it and see it, and think it looks nice. I just want it to be like every other friggin' inanimate object in my house.

AaaaaaarrrrrrGH.. This is making me crazy!!!!!

On another topic. I also need to get a shower curtain. Can anyone tell me.. am I going to need to buy it it's own electric tooth brush and sign it up for weekly waxing over at Pinkies?