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In my youth, I was becoming a drunken idiot and waking up with one too many hangovers (the joys of drinking at 18 in Canada). One night after a great binge I came home and my mother was still up. I lamented about how my friends could drink more than I could as she made me some food. Being the great mum that she is, she thought about this and offered this"

"The reason why you can't enough is that you never go to the bathroom enough normally or drunk. So pee some more so you can drink some more."

I love my mum.