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Fun! I'll have to look into the Twist 'n' Sparkle, sounds easy. Usually I make my own alcohol, and bottle carbonation from that point really doesn't cost anything at all, aside from a few teaspoons of sugar.

Friday Food Porn: Homemade Hard Sparkling Apple Cider


Festive, Sparkling & Fun: Bottled, Carbonated Cocktails
11/3/11 5:17 PM

Ooh, one more for ya:

Boo Mama Genny: Vegan Pumpkin Donuts with Maple Spice Glaze, or, I Will Scream “Eyeball” at You on the Street


Help Me Preserve 15 Pounds of Winter Squash
Good Questions

11/3/11 4:49 PM

Every year I make tons of my "cheater's" method Pumpkin Risotto, often with bacon--we've had it several times already this season, and each recipe uses up a cup of puree!:

Pumpkin Bacon Risotto, or, Hey, I Know, Let's Piss Off the Purists!

Another option: My Slow Cooker/Crockpot Granola, which uses 1/2 cup of puree per recipe:

Slow Cooker Granola a Jillion Different Ways, or, I Swear I Didn't Intend for This Post to Be About Drug Paraphernalia But I Stand By it Nevertheless

Hope that helps you out!

Bad Mama Genny


Help Me Preserve 15 Pounds of Winter Squash
Good Questions

11/3/11 4:23 PM

Aww, very cute, love the boo-nana pops!

Naturally, I'm partial to the friggin' sweet things I've posted this year for Halloween:

Harry Potter Chocolate Frogs Stuffed with Cookie Dough

http://www.badmamagenny.com/2011/10/05/boo-mama-genny-harry-potter-chocolate-frogs-stuffed-with-cookie-dough-or-meet-creepy-leonard/

Vegan Pumpkin Donuts with Maple Spice Glaze

http://www.badmamagenny.com/2011/10/19/boo-mama-genny-vegan-pumpkin-donuts-with-maple-spice-glaze-or-i-will-scream-eyeball-at-you-on-the-street/#axzz1boFsXLqQ

Glow-in-the-Dark Shots

http://www.badmamagenny.com/2011/10/14/boo-mama-genny-and-friday-food-porn-present-glow-in-the-dark-shots/#axzz1boFsXLqQ

Chips 'n Brains, or, Vegan Avocado, Corn, and Bean Dip in a Pumpkin Bowl

http://www.badmamagenny.com/2011/10/12/boo-mama-genny-chips-and-brains-or-vegan-avocado-corn-and-bean-dip-in-a-pumpkin-bowl/#axzz1boFsXLqQ


Spooky & Playful: The Best Halloween Treats for 2011
10/25/11 5:02 PM

Ha! Love the ingenuity there. I make my own alcohol, and while the French Press method would be hella laborious for making hard cider, it's cute for a random cupful here or there!

My sparkling hard cider recipe, if anyone would like it:
http://www.badmamagenny.com/2011/09/30/friday-food-porn-homemade-hard-sparkling-apple-cider-or-you-impressive-little-bitch/

Other commenters: there shouldn't be any hot water involved, as you're just pressing out the juice, but if you'd like to spice things up, I'd say 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon and a teeny pinch of cloves for each cup of hot cider. Steeping a chunk of cinnamon stick and a whole clove in your hot cider is better, though (ground spices will just float on top).

Hope that helps!
Bad Mama Genny


Make Apple Cider In Your French Press
Reader Tip

10/17/11 3:23 PM

Jolanda, if you've never tried fermenting foods before, this may sound out there, but it's easy as pie: stir in a Tablespoon or two of whey per jar (whey, as in, the stuff you drain from yogurt). Add a little less vinegar than usual, as the whey will sour it a bit on its own. There's an instructional for rendering whey and a bunch of fermented recipe links (sauerkraut, sour pickles, etc.) in this post:

http://www.badmamagenny.com/2011/09/26/homemade-yogurt-cheese-and-whey-or-broke-ass-bad-mama-genny-no-literally-i-broke-my-ass/

You'll just stir the whey and a little salt into the finished chili sauce, let it sit at room temperature for a day or two, and then move the jars into the fridge. Your chili sauce is now probiotic and WHAT WHAT will last you for at least a year. In the fridge. No joke.

I would never joke about chili sauce.

Bad Mama Genny


How Can I Best Preserve Red Chili Sauce or Paste?
Good Questions

10/12/11 4:53 PM

Made these...but now they're Oatmeal Raisin Coconut Carrot Muffins!

http://www.badmamagenny.com/2011/09/21/oatmeal-raisin-coconut-carrot-muffins-or-faceism-is-totally-just-as-bad-as-fascism-probably/


Recipe: Quick and Homey Oatmeal Raisin Muffins
9/22/11 4:51 PM

Hello, peeps, the pan is ONE LARGE BAR. By cruelly hacking it into pieces, you are allowing the life-giving properties of Lemon Bar to escape into the atmosphere. I can't let you take that risk, Kerri. If you must share Lemon Bar, put a friend on the opposite side and chow down Lady & The Tramp style, taking care to snarf quickly to prevent said escapage from occurring.

What?

Bad Mama Genny
http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com


What's the Best Way to Neatly Slice Lemon Bars?
Good Questions

8/16/11 4:15 PM

Oh, yeah, that sounds FABULOUS. Totally making this with spaetzle for The Boy's October birthday. And I just killed a horse yesterday!

Kidding, kidding!

If you're looking for a way to use up the leftover juniper berries, I have a recipe on my blog for turning cheap vodka into gin. Enjoy!

http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/how-to-turn-cheap-vodka-into-classy-gin-using-a-water-filter-or-i-promise-not-to-get-you-arrested-this-time/


Weekend Recipe: Sauerbraten for Oktoberfest
7/13/11 6:28 PM

Love, love, love articles like these. People need to know how much growing is possible in the city. I give urban homesteading and small-space growing tips like these on my blog (below), but one thing I'll add right now is this: make friends with your neighbors (and landlords!) If you're generous with the produce, they may occasionally let you use their space, too, and they'll be a little more understanding when some vines and things get out of control.

http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com/2011/07/05/my-favoritest-stuffs-and-things-7-5-2011-and-giveaway-or-my-disturbing-gardening-soundtrack/


10 Inspiring Gardens for Growing Food in Small Spaces
7/6/11 11:38 AM

Oh my gawd, that looks fantastic! I'm growing potatoes at my urban "homestead" this year (http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com/2011/07/05/my-favoritest-stuffs-and-things-7-5-2011-and-giveaway-or-my-disturbing-gardening-soundtrack/) along with a billion other things I've hacked for city-growing. Will definitely have to try this recipe, especially since I have so many friends who hate mayo-based potato stuff. Thanks!


Recipe: Herb Garden Potatoes with Fresh Spinach & Lemon
7/6/11 11:34 AM

Sorry! Just got the difference between the red and yellow potatoes!


Recipe: Ajiaco (Chicken and Potato) Soup
1/21/11 4:51 PM

Also, I see that it says to cook the potatoes until they disintegrate, but later, to cook the potatoes until they're tender but not overcooked. ? Am I missing something?


Recipe: Ajiaco (Chicken and Potato) Soup
1/21/11 4:16 PM

I don't see where it says to add the stock. I only see adding water. Is it water and stock, or one or the other?


Recipe: Ajiaco (Chicken and Potato) Soup
1/21/11 3:57 PM

Tried these a while back, and they are great. Agreed--leave them in the fridge and don't try 'em the night you make 'em.


Dark, Fudgy Brownies with a Very Unusual Ingredient
Recipe Reviews

1/21/11 12:01 PM

Butter and red wine. Melt a few tablespoons in the pan before you start. When the sauce gets dry, toss in some red wine and stir it up. Repeat a few times. The wine adds a depth of flavor that you're probably lacking. If you're game and wanna mix things up, use bacon grease instead of butter.


Help Me Make Better-Tasting Tomato Sauce!
Good Questions

1/19/11 3:47 PM

That's a tall order. But I wouldn't throw in the towel, since A) I'm a glutton for punishment and maybe you are too, and B) I think it'll probably be just as challenging to find a restaurant that can accommodate all those requirements.

Why not try my vegetarian baked beans recipe and use water instead of whey and source your ketchup, gluten free soy sauce/tamari etc. carefully: http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com/2010/04/06/crockpot-vegetarian-maybe-vegan-baked-beans-or-finally-an-appetizing-use-for-leftover-whey/

Then you can do a sort of vegetarian BBQ theme. Make a homemade cole slaw and/or potato salad, have the baked beans, and make a barbecue-glazed baked tofu. If you like, add in this recipe for gluten-free cornbread, and serve it warmed and drizzled with a little maple syrup:
http://glutenfreegirl.com/gluten-free-cornbread/

Then bring along a big 'ol jar of fresh lemonade made from those delicious lemons that are in season right now (spiked if you like), pack a picnic blanket, and have an indoor picnic whilst dreaming of warmer days? I'd say the only element that would require last-minute prep might be the tofu, but if you have it marinating in a container all day, you'll really just need a few minutes to fry it up. If you'd like more of a fried-chicken effect, freeze and thaw the tofu for a chewier texture, coat it with seasoned cornstarch, fry it, and then douse it with your gf sauce of choice.

I hope that helps! Either way, you'll have to stop back and let us know what you end up doing.

Gen
http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com


A Romantic, Make-Ahead Vegetarian & Gluten-Free Dinner?
Good Questions

1/11/11 4:34 PM

I second the made-ahead egg bake idea, but I like to pop it into greased muffin tins so they're easy to freeze and reheat later.

If you'd like to go the raw greens route, I recommend Heidi Swanson's Tuscan Kale Salad recipe (but I prefer it sans bread cubes). Here's the link:
http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/raw-tuscan-kale-salad-recipe.html

It's an amazingly delicious way to eat raw kale, and it holds up so well (doesn't get all sad and wilty like lettuce after sitting in the fridge in its dressing). You could make a big batch ahead of time, put a scoop on your plate in the morning, and top it with a poached or fried egg, yolk still runny. Mmm....

Gen
http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com


What Are Some Ways to Eat More Greens with Breakfast?
Good Questions

12/27/10 7:06 PM

CHOW CHOOOOOWWWWWW! I love chow chow!

I'm not posting a helpful recipe or anything. I just wanted a reason to scream "CHOW CHOOOOOOWWWWW!"

You're welcome.

Genevieve
http://thealchemistblog.wordpress.com


What Is Your Favorite Way to Cook Green Tomatoes?
11/2/10 4:42 PM

Oh, wah wah WAAAH, are you naysayers even SERIOUS?! This pan, this freaking pan, this is what is wrong with America? I wouldn't buy it either, but I'm not about to make it a political statement.

You don't state why there has to be something wrong with America, you don't adequately back up your WHOAH BLANKET STATEMENT, and you don't explain the link between the two.

Spend a little less time making it a priority to bitch about cornucopia pans and a little more time voting and attending local town hall meetings, and maybe there won't be so much wrong with America.


Cornucopia Bundt Pan from Williams-Sonoma
10/13/10 6:06 PM