I never got to see my older brother for Christmas. One time when I was about seven he was in town, so he took me to the mall and told me to pick something out--anything! I chose a Hickory Farms sausage sampler. The kind with fake plastic grass between the packets of crackers and sausage.
Hilarious Kid Gift Requests: The Year I Asked Santa for a Hamburger
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