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Elizabeth....I hope I didn't offend you. I was really just teasing, as I am great fun to be around. But yes, initially, it didn't come off as kid-friendly. I apologize that you felt you had to justify your design. I certainly did not mean to hurt your feelings. The important thing is that it works for your clients and that they love it. Screw the rest of us. ;-)

I thought the second photo on the "above" couple was the "after" photo. It looks way better than the retro, weird below TRUE after photos. I guarantee you that nobody at Mercer Interiors has either a cat OR a child.
1. Monochrome elements? They turn a stain into a Vegas marqee, basically screaming "Look at me, I'm a stain surrounding by oceans of solid colour!"
2.The fabric looks like some kind of brushed velvet or microfiber. It's basically a lint trap. Give that cat twenty four hours with it, and you'll be able to collect enough hair to get started on a scarf.
3. I, personally, DO like concealed tellies. But I can't wait til poor little Allie is banging away at "Aude Lang" for her recital while Mom is trying to hear how many sticks of butter Paula Deen is adding to the monkey bread on Food Network. That's, of course, if Kitty doesn't shred the cowhide piano seat because it's a great scratching post.
4. There's nothing I love better than when my host serves my drink and it's four feet away on the coffee table. It's a great chance to put to use that Grabber pincher thing grandmas keep around.
5. Is there anything more inviting to a child than a good old fashioned climb? NO! So why not put some miniature ladder looking things at the bottom of the built ins and let their imaginations and bodies fly!? Right onto the guillotine table, sawed to a clean, sharp edge. So sharp, in fact, that you have to sit four feet away from feet, or your legs will be amputated at the knee.

Where is that bull artwork from?!