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I just don't get the appeal. I know people swear that they consume more leafy greens this way, but bananas are just great to consume as, I don't know, bananas. And I'll take my kale without the sweetness of fruit, thank you. And chew my own food.


Recipe: Superpower Morning Smoothie Recipes from The Kitchn
1/31/13 2:31 PM

I grew up with a mom who never really liked pumpkin pie. She loved the flavor, but found the traditional pumpkin custard too heavy. Her recipe is easier than any other I've seen, tastes great, and has the ginger snap crust mentioned in these comments. She always baked the jack-o-lantern from halloween and froze it after she pureed. When she made the pie, she spiced with ginger, clove, nutmeg and cinnamon, sweetened to taste with brown sugar and simply folded in half puree, half whipped cream, and let it set at least an hour in the refrigerator. It has converted tons of folks to pumpkin. We always called it pumpkin chiffon pie to appease the traditionalists with a different name. I have been known to sneak in a layer of dark chocolate ganache between the crust and pumpkin mixture and it really wows.


Recipe: Ginger Pumpkin Pie with Graham Cracker Crust Recipes from The Kitchn
11/14/12 1:24 AM

Designer companies don't lose money to knock offs. That is a problematic myth. Seems to be based on an absurd assumption that everyone who buys a knock off would magically feel compelled to buy the (pricey) original if only that pesky cheap thing weren't there. The fact is that familiarity with a design concept gets those with means exposed to the original and this facilitates sales. The open exchange of ideas allows for cheaper objects to become better designs. The myth of the genius designer needs to end.


The Real Cost of Knock-Offs Dwell Magazine
9/27/12 12:51 PM

There is childishness all around here: we Americans find ourselves in the social position of entitlement: we expect people to cater to our own tastes and our own needs. Meat eaters are sometimes ridiculously fearful of trying a veg heavy dish with kale, tofu or who knows what else. People with dietary restrictions often take offense at a lack of options designed for them. If you don't eat what is offered, why on earth should I feel bad about myself? If I offer you food, you should have the social grace of being grateful for the offer whether or not it pleases you. And there are some dietary choices we're expected to tolerate and accommodate, and some are open season. I grew up Mormon, and no one ever held back telling me how difficult it was to offer me a beverage since I didn't drink tea, coffee, alcohol, or soda with caffeine. When I was traveling through Germany, I was mocked because fruit juice and milk were only for children. But I never failed to recognize that not only were people offering me something, they were going out of their way to offer something that would be pleasing to me. I actually try to please the palates of my guests even though I find vegans tiresome. I have a great recipe for Khatte chhole--a curried chick pea recipe, that has proven to be very popular amongst vegans, gluten free, and omnivores. I think there are two or three secrets: avoid bad meat substitutes because they are divisive. Choose something with robust flavor. If something has a lot of vegetables that is grand but have another dish that uses other kinds of foods for those who are afraid of leafy greens, bitter flavors, or the like. And if a guest has impossible restrictions, invite them to the party and say: my menu is a, b and c. Can you bring an appropriate dish for the party because I would love to share your company, but I am overwhelmed by your dietary needs. Or ask for a recipe, if you want to go out of your way for the guest.


Can You Suggest Vegan-Friendly Recipes for a Vacation Dinner for a Crowd? Good Questions
8/1/12 4:31 PM

this post epitomizes why I despise veganism as a worldview: these products are garbage and nothing on god's green earth will convince me that there is anything ethical about consuming them--ethics being the top reason vegans claim to value their own existence. These products may not incite complaints among omnivores because we all know we're eating garbage when we eat them, but I HATE claims that a desert tastes so good that you can't tell it's not vegan. Do you not get that you are actually telling the world that you know you are compromising your own pleasure for your stupid rules when you make such claims!?! The only reason to eat such nonsense is that it is an indulgence. Why would you indulge yourself in something that does not hit the sweet spot of decadence!? Total BS. People who eat real food can tell when something is not made with butter or other real food products even if they don't go into hysterics when they eat something that isn't made that way. And anyone concerned with making the world a better place knows that alternatives for food products designed to be cheap, tasteless, high sugar, totally processed, and chuck full of additives, derivatives and preservatives and always available, and never go off are not products that should be lauded even if they technically fit into a a set of fundamentalist rules.


5 Store-Bought Cookie Brands You Didn't Know Were Vegan The Daily Meal
8/1/12 3:56 PM

I drink at a few bars that are cash only and don't do tabs. They tend to be cheap, but I feel fine about my 1 dollar tip in exchange for an inexpensive watering hole. It still stays cheaper with the tip included. I also find that because of consistent tipping, I enjoy my share of free drinks.

If I order a 12 dollar cocktail, I expect a 12 dollar cocktail. This isn't about shorting anyone on a tip. Return the crappy concoction and leave. If a place is trying to be hip and trendy but can't manage to meet expectations, why on earth would I tolerate that.

If I am in a specialty beer place and I occupy the server or bartender by geeking out over breweries or expect someone to match a perfect beer with my fois gras entree, I remember that with a fatter tip.

If I can't afford to tip appropriately, I can't afford to go out.


5 Things Your Bartender Isn't Telling You
7/14/12 8:42 PM

there are many many features of this home that are stunning and beautiful, but that sofa needs to be countered by something so much more appropriate or inappropriate than those mirrors. It all seems wildly out of balance. The beige rug is also a really disappointing way to offset that exuberance.


Kristina & Tyler's Whitley Heights Home House Tour
7/13/12 1:43 AM

the Polder sofa is a dream, an unfortunately will remain that way for me. Starting price of 8 and a half thousand. Why pair such a beautiful design with the tragically ugly rug?


10 Sources for a Happy Modern Style
7/8/12 2:52 PM

I am a fan of garlic, but to keep it from overwhelming anything, I roast it slowly in olive oil on a low heat skillet until buttery. Finely diced onion. Lime, but modest amounts. And a chunkier mix than pictured here. I dice the avocado, and stirring makes it creamy and holds the mix together. Cilantro is nicest, but still good without. I am also in the serrano camp. BTW the roasted garlic is something I picked up from Rick Bayless.


Recipe: The Perfect Guacamole Recipes from The Kitchn
7/6/12 2:59 PM

I have a long time interest in salad. One of the things I find so compelling is that salad is widely believed to be the healthy choice, but if you are not making your own salad and your own dressing, a salad is one of the worst choices you can make. You are more likely to get food poisoning from a commercial salad bar than any other way. Foods included in salad are very often low nutrition and are nearly guaranteed to have a higher sodium content than anything else on a menu. Commercial salad dressings have off the charts sodium content because they contain emulsifiers and deflocculants which are sodium based chemicals. Many of the ingredients are highly processed including the lettuce leaves as they pre-cut which depletes nutritional value quickly, and they are washed in a variety chemicals to prevent spoilage and hang on to crispness. This is often true of pre-washed salad bags in grocery stores as well. Many pre-made salads contain as much meat as the "unhealthy" choices like a burger, but the meat in a salad is more likely to be heavily salted and otherwise processed--think ham versus ground beef. And then there is the sugar added--think dried cranberries and salad dressing. Even if you are eating a house-made dressing, it may not contain the chemistry set of unpronounceable chemicals., but think about this--you are literally dumping a few tablespoons of fat, sugar and salt onto your meal. And most of our lettuce greens are the weaklings of leafy greens in the first place.

Don't get me wrong, I love a good salad and eat them all the time. Some nutrients are more easily absorbed from the greens with a dab of healthy fat in the mix--think avocado, nuts, or olive oil. But salads are tricky bitches that can really undermine the best of intentions.


Faster, Easier Salads: 5 Tools To Help
6/25/12 3:57 PM

I am an artist, I run an art gallery, and I have a respectable eye for valuation at the lower tier of the market. I respect art and art practices very much. I hesitate to encourage people to gleefully paint away, but I think the veneration for everything an artist produces is just plain dumb. We artists make crap all the time. It isn't because art has no value, and it isn't because there are so many bad artists out in the world. Though there are a lot of bad artists among us. It is just part of the process. Is something valuable lost ever? Sure. Do I cry about that sort of loss? No. The destruction of art is a part of the deal, and part of the respect for it. We artists value the edit.(ok, not all of us, but it is extremely important in professional realms to edit) If you feel the work may be of value, important to an art community, important to someone;'s history, it is clear enough that that is not the canvas you choose to paint over. Putting a valuable work of art in a thrift store is more disrespectful than destroying it. There is a clear valuation that goes along with that gesture, and the gesture is made public. If something is a little bit old and in a quality frame, check it out. If you have that lingering notion that it isn't your thing, but it looks like real art--try to find a place it could belong. But please quit the pretension that the world owes respect to everything artists produce. That's just crazy.

And for the record--a quality canvas on good stretchers is indeed cost prohibitive. But if a painting is on good stretchers--maybe, just maybe, the artist who made it is worthy of some attention. As with most things, better artists tend to use better tools--so if the stretcher is not one of those crappy Blick pre-fab flimsy jobs, that is a clue.

Then there is the matter of your less than masterful circle job--it is unlikely that it will actually make a painting that deserves territory on your wall unless you love irony. Paint because you want to paint. Paint on found materials because it is more affordable, it loosens you up so you don't feel uptight about the outcome, or because you want the remnants of the original work to become a part of the outcome (as withthe landscapes with monsters added). And then look at it, learn, and do what a respectable artist would do--move on and away from your crappy circle blob painting. Why would anyone want to look at either the crappy before or the crappy after everyday?


Would You Do This DIY?:
Painting Over Existing Pieces
Old Brand New

6/16/12 5:30 AM

@fire wife katy: the biggest risk is? Keeping your work in private ensures no one will know about it. You are less likely to remain aware of what is happening in the art world if there is no conversation or exchange. Keeping your art to yourself is far riskier than even giving it away.

I think it is a mistake to see purchasing art as a financial investment. Unless you know your art investment, and in that case you are not reading this for advice.

The advice about getting to know the artists in your life is rock solid. I am an artist, and have many artist friends, and I run a modest gallery. I scarcely know an artist who would not happily escort you to an opening, have you meet artists, and help you gage appropriate cost for work, relative quality, etc. And if you don't see work you like, you have an interesting story, probably a free beer or glass of wine--you might end up learning. Of course contemporary artists are likely to have edgier taste as part of the mix. You might learn why the scene embraces things you previously found alienating or even ugly.

The other useful advice here is buy what you love. But I have this to add to that: you don't love something you don't know.

Buying from charity auctions is extra risky. Some people will pay 70 bucks for a t-shirt because a designer they love has a logo scrawled on it--or even discreetly hidden label. That T is still not the designer clothing you love--it is a rip off. Many artists will make things visually related to their normal work--but they give up their crap to auctions. We're asked to donate all the time, and every great artist still makes bad work. I am not just talking about smaller or simpler--sometimes that can be awesome stuff--I am talking about the bad stuff that just doesn't work. The deals at auctions are almost always hiding in the lesser knowns, the younger artists. Buy at charity auctions if you believe in the cause. Be leery if the famous person art is too inexpensive--it probably is.

Fairs are a great way to become exposed to a ton of different art all at the same time. That is good if you enjoy that, and it is a good way to start learning if you don't know much about art but want to. But there are substantial extra costs involved in fair participation, and everyone is in the mode of selling the shit out of everything. All that translates to a terrible place to purchase on the cheap, no matter if they are telling you they gave you a discount.


Get Smart: Real Life Advice for
Collecting & Investing in Art on a Budget

6/13/12 9:59 PM

I know this is not how many think of this, but tofu is bland. If you add spice to the stir fry or other dish it will be less bland too. I was taught by folks introducing me to Japanese cooking that tofu should be a sensual texture experience. This method of cooking may be more pleasurable to some than tofu out of the box, but there are so many other pleasurable texture possibilities than this. Tofu is a deeply problematic food in these United States. It is heavily processed. Further, because it is bland to the American palette, it is often flavored with things that chemically resemble dorito juice. I know, none of y'all would ever do that because you are cooking your own, but there are clearly a ton of soy fake meat products consumed precisely because this method is not that satisfying. The vast majority of tofu consumed here comes from gmo soy. Even though there are veg sorts who claim to love the stuff, I find that most add it to a meal to provide protein. But the whole bean would provide protein and a bunch of other nutrients too. And the veg that goes with the dish will also have protein. I think exploring tofu dishes from Asian cuisines will do more to transform the boring use of tofu than this method ever will.


The Simple No-Fail Way to Make Delicious Tofu Every Time
6/8/12 3:16 AM

seems to be designed for the purpose of being expensive. It honestly strikes me as poorly designed as a result--made to seem like a bonus when it is actually more ostentation than practical and robust design


A Kitchen Backsplash That Slides Open!
6/4/12 4:57 PM

things to remember: recipes this simple are extraordinarily adaptable: thinly slice a serrano or similar hot greet chili, change salt for a spot of fish sauce and rough chopped peanuts and it becomes Thai. Sesame oil, mirin exchanged for sugar, soy for the salt, and sesame seeds, leave out the cilantro and it becomes Japanese. A tablespoon of finely minced onion and freshly ground white pepper--more than you think you would need so it becomes the dominant flavor--with a sprinkle of sesame seeds is great variation that shifts the entire thing more than you would expect. A tablespoon of finely minced onion, some grated parmesan, and chopped hazelnuts and leave the sugar out of the dressing is a favorite variation for me. Sometimes I will vary that variation with the addition of a tablespoon of dijon mustard in the dressing.

I am single, so I shred the veg in similar proportions, but in the amount I wish to eat in a sitting as the cabbage left on the head will stay fresh longer than the shredded--and I can enjoy all these variations as is appropriate with the other part of the meal. If you want to eat the salad before it has marinated in the dressing for an hour, scrunch the shredded cabbage, and rub it roughly in your palm after just adding the salt. After you've added the dressing--presto magico--it has the texture of a slaw that has been marinated. Oh, and I love garbanzo beans as the veg version of protein way more than fake tofu chicken product. I guess I eat slaw a lot. It is cheap, delicious, healthy if you dress it that way, and can be adjusted so it goes with nearly everything.


Recipe: Tri-Color Slaw with Lime DressingRecipes from The Kitchn
4/18/12 3:19 AM

I love seeing an apartment where the small details pull me into a personality. I love more when I actually am convinced that the art was chosen because it was compelling--you know--art and not just a pretty thing to make the place feel full of stuff. There are details I would change, but I am convinced that he is happy with his choices. And there are more details I need to change in my own place than I see here. Beautiful place, and I would love to share a cocktail while trying on one of those incredible masks.


Michael's Creatively Curated HomeHouse Tour
3/14/12 12:41 PM

These basic cooking methods are right on. However, the problem in many American kitchens is that these basic methods are exactly the beginning and the end of the adventure. Because we view vegetables as the side, we expect them to fade into the background rather than be a feature, and we flavor them blandly and wonder why they aren't appealing. A fave for me--start with the caramelized roasting technique. Stir into a pan of sweated onions, add a healthy dose of freshly ground black pepper and a hit of tarragon, a minced preserved anchovy. Salt to taste--sometimes a slight hit of lemon or lime juice brings the whole into balance.

Another fave: barely blanch and then kool Finish a salad with grapefruit, small bit of minced shallots, a diced avocado, a vinaigrette based on the grapefruit juice encountered in the section prep, and finish with a small amount of finely grated asiago cheese.

And a third fave: again, barely blanch and kool. Make a dressing of 2 tbs hot chinese mustard, 1 tbs mirin, 2 tbs soy sauce. Leave in refrigerator for up to a week. Sprinkle with lightly roasted sesame seeds right before serving.


How to Cook Broccoli
3/13/12 2:57 PM

This ask is a fool's errand. Hardcore colorists are drawn to grey precisely because it is so sensitive to light conditions and adjacent colors. You live in a place where there are specific light conditions and colors, and a photo is never going to demonstrate the shifts. Further, you have a sense of the perfect color in your head. The best advice is to keep trying samples in your space and try to see what pleases instead of matching the thing in your head. The real world doesn't match your picky imagination, but often surprises us by being more beautiful than expected.


Suggestions for a Good Warm Gray Paint? Good Questions
3/5/12 5:57 PM

Can we be a little more careful about how we identify things and refer to these examples as DIY decoration? There is nothing wrong with decoration but it has different intentions and contexts than art.


9 Easy DIY Art Projects from Favorite Blogs
2/16/12 11:55 PM