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Something I've done with leftover rice is to use it in tians, the recipe for which I got from Judith Jones' PLEASURES OF COOKING FOR ONE -- saute a couple handfuls of spinach, then dump a scant cup of cooked rice into the pan and mix it all up with a pat of butter. Then put all that into an earthenware dish, dot with more butter, and top with bread crumbs and parmaesan cheese; then bake for 15 minutes at 350. Fast, cheap, healthy, simple, and I've never had a problem with the rice being dry.


Cooking for One? Make a Big Pot of Rice Cooking for One
5/9/12 1:06 PM

"I must say I long for the days, when people came to dinner, they ate what the frazzled cook placed in front of them."

You'd want a guest of yours to eat something without complaint even if it was something that could KILL them?....Wow, please don't invite me to dinner at your place.

Honestly, it's a big food world out there, and somewhere in the world there's always something that accomodates any "food quirks" a guest could have. I see any kind of food restriction as a chance to explore something -- having vegetarian dinner guests encouraged me to check out the Moosewood cookbooks for the first time, and I got so into them that I regularly cook from them despite being an omnivore. A couple I know who are dear friends recently started going gluten-free: and accomdating that wasn't bad at all (that's how I discovered quinoa; and as for desserts, do you know how many traditional desserts are out there that are naturally gluten-free? Eton Mess, anyone? Flourless chocolate cake? Fruit and cheese?).


The Most Difficult Dinner Guest Ever: And 5 Delicious Meals To Feed Them
4/12/12 11:35 AM

....I can't tell the difference.


The Quaker Oats Guy Gets Photoshopped Food News
3/30/12 2:41 PM

"Parents of young children creating and serving edible versions of things kids tend to try and eat but shouldn't because, I don't know, they're toxic?
Why would you do this? Seriously, someone give me one good reason."

If your child is already old enough to know that "I shouldn't eat REAL crayons, but FAKE ones make it fun to pretend."

Seriously, your average eight- or nine-year-old would probably not only get it that you're not suppopsed to eat real crayons, but would probably give you an eye-roll if you reminded them of that and say, "well, DUH, mom, I'm not a BABY."


Fun Lunchbox Idea: Edible Crayons!
3/14/12 5:12 PM

@Fulinlin: you may want to post what you said aobut Christo and Jean-Claude at the original site where the Kitchn people found this; that other site is the one that named it thus.


Recreating the Masters: Sandwiches as Art
2/24/12 9:55 AM

@rosebud: Yep, just water and chocolate. The trick is:

You get a big bowl of ice, and set a medium-size empty bowl on top of it, touching the ice. Then you melt the chocolate and water together, and when it's melted, you pour it into that medium-size bowl and start whipping like crazy until it's the right texture.


Make the Best Chocolate Mousse Ever in 5 Minutes with Just 2 Ingredients
Cafe Fernando

1/26/12 3:00 PM

I have a pozole recipe that calls for cooked pork; mainly you just stew the cooked meat (4 cups shredded) along with a couple cans of hominy, some chicken broth, and chopped onion and garlic and chiles and etc.

Tasty, and it's also supposed to be good luck to eat that on New Year's Eve!


What Can I Do With Dry, Overcooked Pork Leftovers?
Good Questions

12/30/11 3:43 PM

Unfortunately, for my pie, the TJ pie crust WAS my "plan A" that failed. (Largely because someone [*cough* MY MOTHER *cough*] didn't thaw the frozen crust enough.) I unrolled it as best I could for my recipe, but still had a lot of places where the crust split and crumbled in the blind-baking process, and it was still crumbling on me when I baked the pie proper and was taking it out of the oven. And then, it didn't slice well -- the custard had seeped out of the pie and it was sticking to the bottom like crazy, so all the slices of that pie I served had structural integrity issues.

My "adopt, adapt and improve" method was to slather a hell of a lot of whipped cream on top to hide everything, spread the whipped cream all over each collapsed slice as I served it, and hope that the taste would outdo the look. Fortunately it did (and I also had a second pie which people dug into first, and that buttered people up).


Weekend Meditation: A Delicious Disaster
11/28/11 10:12 AM

Is there a category for "pioneer"?

My extended family Thanksgiving has undergone some serious morphing over the past 20 years -- we started with one aunt and uncle hosting everyone else (my parents and brother, my 2 other sets of aunts, uncles, and cousins, and my grandparents) for a traditional meal at her house. But then:

1. That aunt and uncle moved 3000 miles across the country
2. Three cousins moved to Arizona, Los Angeles, and Ohio respectively
3. My brother moved to Los Angeles
4. Another cousin got married and mostly joins his in-laws now
5. First one grandparent, then another, passed away
6. Finally, my brother moved back east two years ago with his own family and alternates between his own in-laws and our own family

So some Thanksgivings, it's just my parents, one lone aunt, and me, so we say to hell with it and just go to a restaurant on Saturday. But my brother has started saying that the years he wants to be with us, HE wants to host.

So it is COMPLETELY uncharted territory in terms of food, which made for a golden opportunity to float a couple pie ideas. One aunt may still show up with a steamed cranberry pudding for dessert that's always gone over well, and another aunt may bring a number of side dishes, and since we are suppliers for Ocean Spray there will definitely be cranberries, but this is the golden opportunity for me to establish the new tradition of "Aunt Kim's apple cider cream pie".


Holiday Meals: Are You a Traditionalist or a Reformer?
11/21/11 11:09 AM

"I am very interested to know if the author did nutritional analysis after using pre-cooked vegetables for a week. And were the numbers run through a nutritional calculator or samples submitted to a lab?"

I'm not sure about this question -- how would the date on which you cooked the vegetables impact nutrition loss?...If I cook a squash today but eat it tomorrow, vs. cooking and eating it tomorrow, I don't imagine the day's difference would be that great, would it?


Great Tip: Precook a Week's Worth of Vegetables
11/17/11 9:07 AM

Molasses sponge candy.


Make Your Own: Grown-up Halloween Treats
10/28/11 2:35 PM

One warning about beans - apparently there are some types of dried beans that SHOULDN'T be cooked in a slow-cooker without special handling. Kidney beans and some times of beans apparently have a mild non-fatal toxin that can build up if you cook them for a long time on "low" -- you wouldn't die, but you'd get something akin to food poisoning.

The way to combat this, I've read, is to sort of "pre-cook" the beans before putting them in the cooker -- soak them the way you would ordinarily, then rinse, add to a pot on the stove with fresh water, bring to a boil and boil them good for about ten minutes. THEN put them in the slow cooker and proceed with the recipe.


Help Me Find Fresh, Healthy Recipes for the Slow Cooker
Good Questions

10/24/11 12:04 PM

Attention New York City readers: has anyone seen a place where I may purchase quince? The closer to North Brooklyn, the better.


On the Savory Side: 5 Quince Recipes
10/21/11 2:18 PM

Judith Jones' THE PLEASURES OF COOKING FOR ONE is actually designed with this kind of "stretching leftovers" cooking in mind.


The Frugal Cook: Wily Tips for Stretching Leftovers
The New York Times

10/13/11 8:24 AM

Eton mess went over like gangbusters at a dinner party I had recently (I'd planned it to accomodate a gluten-free friend who couldn't make it after all; I served to the other guests without saying that that's why I did it, and they wolfed it down). It also couldn't be easier: chop up strawberries, crush up a handful of meringue cookies (you can use purchased ones from the supermarket, even), and whip a cup of cream. Fold the strawberries and meringue bits into the whipped cream. Voila.

Baked apples are perfect now that it's fall.

Poached peaches and poached pears are also quite lovely.

Somewhere I've got a recipe for grilled peach halves with meringue cookies on the side. If you're making the meringues yourself, add some cinnamon to the meringue batter.

Bananas foster and cherries jubilee is very "show-stoppy" (c'mon, if you have flaming ANYTHING you look impressive). They do incorporate ice cream, but if you hold off putting the ice cream out and doing up the fruit until "dessert time", you may be able to get away with it.


Easy, Everyday Desserts That Happen to Be Gluten-Free?
Good Questions

9/23/11 5:23 PM

@ Therascalqueen: Here's the thing, though. If my husband (theoretical husband: I'm single) is in the kitchen, then I'm sitting on the couch with my feet up and a bloody mary in my hand. Which means I get to eat without having had to cook first.

I'm not seeing that there's a problem with that.


How Not to Ruin a Grilled Cheese: Essential Tips
Food & Wine

9/19/11 10:53 AM

Seconding (or, thirding) Jones "Pleasures of Cooking for One." What I liked is that it not only dealt with recipes, it also dealt with how to SHOP for solo eating -- because one of the problems you face is that you only want to eat one pork chop but they come in packs of six or whatever. Jones has a section of recipes grouped together, where you can cook the pork chops one night, and then use the leftovers in something else entirely different the next night, and...


Best Simple Cookbooks for a Single Cook?
Good Questions

9/1/11 12:12 PM

....Wait, you didn't find any recipe at all?

(eyes beets in crisper)


Have You Ever Tried Beet Jelly?
9/1/11 12:10 PM

I was in this. In fact, you can see me in the linked clip -- when the host of the segment is excitedly brandishing a cookie and saying, "Caramel Apple Bacon Cookies!", I'm the woman standing to her left and nodding, 'cos those were indeed my cookies.

....I knew the second I showed up that i was going to lose, though -- the rules were to just involve bacon in some capacity, and my "replace-the-nuts-with-candied-bacon-bits" fell far short of the bacon tamales, bacon spring rolls, bacon turtle candies, and the guy who smoked his own bacon in his Brooklyn back yard for two straight days using a smoker he'd jerryrigged from a beer keg or something.

(The winner of the contest was the bacon-bourbon ice cream they eat in the segment, the one that Diane Sawyer describes as "sounding like Kentucky Porn". I later ran into the guy who made it and he said he considers it a personal triumph that he made Diane Sawyer say "porn" on national television.)

In conclusion: Matt Timm's takedown contests are incredibly awesome; watch for them in a city near you.


In It to Win It! Have You Ever Entered a Cooking Contest?
8/29/11 2:29 PM

Seconding freezing it. That way you'll also have it on hand for winter.

To freeze: coarsely chop, blanch it for no more than 30-60 seconds, drain and pack into freezer-safe bags.


What Can I Do With a Whole Lot of Kale?
Good Questions

8/24/11 11:58 AM