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I work in a restaurant where a lot of our deliveries come in milk crates. The delivery guys leave them, until they eventually pile up causing a fire hazard.

By taking them I am saving lives! Could you imagine if there were a family of blind orphans living in my dry storage with all of the milk crates, and while setting off 4th of July fireworks, one of them caught the ceiling on fire, the milk crates toppled over, blocking the only exit, and then all of the blind orphans died in a fiery blaze of honey comb-shaped plastic and regulations?!? This would only happen time and time again.

In conclusion, without me re-purposing milk crates, millions would perish in the flames.