Hacksaw Jim Duggan's Profile

Display Name: Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Member Since: 10/7/11

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A REAL man doesn't impose on a lady, but if Lauren will agree to that condition, I will be more than happy to meet you at her place and deflate your deltoids.

After I'm done rearranging your face with my 2x4, I will even cut it to size for the frame for her - and it will be a one-of-a-kind piece featuring your teeth embedded in it, Macho Man.


Integrate Hulk Hogan into Shared Apartment Decor?
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10/7/11 01:34 PM

That's the real power of Hulkamania for you, Gazpacho Woman.

If you want to step into the squared circle, you can meet me in the parking lot of the Applebee's off the highway and we will settle this ONCE AND FOR ALL. No refs, no rules, no mercy - just me walloping your decaying zombie ass with my trusty 2x4 and going back inside to enjoy my riblets.


Integrate Hulk Hogan into Shared Apartment Decor?
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10/7/11 01:16 PM

I will have you know, Nacho Man, that I keep a framed picture of the Head of Hulkamania in my pocket for special occasions when I need extra motivation - like the time I rested it on the bedside table so he could oversee my technique while I put Elizabeth in a German Suplex that transitioned into a Figure Four Leglock. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Moving on, I'm sure if the lovely Lauren and her boyfriend can take themselves and a camera down to the nearest ABC liquors and come away with a better, clearer image featuring a less scruffy looking homeless guy than the picture in your link.

Seriously now : PROMINENT, OBNOXIOUS RAW LUMBER FRAMING OF THAT MAGAZINE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO.


Integrate Hulk Hogan into Shared Apartment Decor?
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10/7/11 01:07 PM

Keep it up, Macho Chump, and I'll get the Hulkamaniacs back together and show you what obnoxious colors look like by beating and bruising you so much you'll be classified as modern art!

Seriously though, why would anyone want to even attempt to "mute" anything related to that specimen of photographic perfection? The RAW PINE WOOD FRAME would only accentuate the manliness that is that magazine cover, and I daresay it would serve as a potent aphrodisiac for your boyfriend during the bedroom antics, what with the Hulkster supervising what he's up to. It's what they call "motivation".


Integrate Hulk Hogan into Shared Apartment Decor?
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10/7/11 12:41 PM

I heard you were in here making a lot of noise, Macho Man, which si pretty much ALL YOU DO.

I'm here to set the record straight for all these decoratin people: what you wanna do is make a frame out of 2x4s and hang that masterpiece of a portrait on the ceiling over your bed.


Integrate Hulk Hogan into Shared Apartment Decor?
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10/7/11 12:24 PM