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Display Name: shirley-temple-of-doom
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Nice bait & switch, on the utility cart.

Clicking the link reveals that $165 buys a far less attractive, less tricked-out utility cart. Having shopped for these from restaurant supply houses, I knew that low-low price smelled fishy.


4 Uses for Industrial Restaurant Equipment in the Office
4/4/12 11:41 AM

That's good. Labeling the bins would worthwhile, of course.


Storage on the Ceiling: Kiss Garage Clutter Goodbye
The Family Handyman

10/3/11 9:18 PM

Gorg.


Before & After: Andi & Dean's Master Bath on a Budget
10/3/11 8:15 AM

I don't object to this decorating idea on the grounds that books are sacred objects that shouldn't be destroyed (the world doesn't lack editions, it lacks people who read them).

I do object to the ridiculous impracticality of the thing. And the pretense. And the sentimentality.

It's not being innocently "re-purposed". It's being tortured into a purpose not at all suited. Books are even more fetishized by decorators & stylists than by those who read them!


How To Make Your Own Book Planters for Succulents
10/3/11 12:49 AM

The "limed" fireplace is a vast improvement.

Assuming you don't use the white fireplace, why not put the TV inside it? That would be a much better viewing height.

The spine-in books make me cringe, as do books organized by color. If appearances supersede utility for you, knock yourself out.

The ironic thing is that people who choose to organize books in nonsensical ways do it strictly for appearance sake (I mean, why else WOULD they-- it certainly doesn't facilitate locating books to read... which, last I checked, is the purpose of owning books); yet it never seems to occur to these people that the appearance they've worked so hard to create maybe ain't so flattering.


Before & After: Molly's Family Room Fireplace Makeover
9/25/11 12:05 AM

The question "are you looking to start a collection, but need inspiration?" sort of gives away the game-- apparently all well-rounded, interesting people must "collect" (no matter if your collection consists of things as inane as banana stickers or bus transfers).

I think the process of "collecting" gives people the illusion that their life has purpose-- the bigger your pile of X (depression pottery, Viewmaster reels, thimbles, aluminum pop tops, whatever), the less your life seems empty & random.


Tips, Sources & Inspiration for Starting a Collection
Weekend Shopper's Guide

9/18/11 8:52 AM

That was once an attractive dresser, before being painted green & white.

Some chutzpah to ask $300 for an insanely-specific customized castoff, seller. Someone might adopt this & go to the trouble of stripping & refinishing if it were free though--


Mid-Century Painted Dresser - $300
Boston Scavenger

4/20/11 1:02 PM

I'd think twice about this table. It has charms --such as luscious wood grain-- but I wonder if those splayed legs wouldn't be a nuisance, if say, you needed to seat five or six without using the leaves?

If I were you, I'd test sitting at it, cross-legged; then move chairs around the perimeter to make sure the table legs don't interfere with people legs, should you need to seat more than four. Nothing so annoying as straddling a table leg throughout dinner, unable to cross your own.


Is This Dining Table A Forever Piece?
Good Questions

4/17/11 9:12 PM

Actually, I worked with someone who claimed to be mortally allergic to peanuts, who apparently wasn't, and ate them on the sly.

He chronically windexed all keyboards before using, just in case they'd been used by someone with peanut residue on their hands. (He cost us hundreds of dollars in electronics replacement, as a result of his chronic windexing.)

Imagine our shock when we fished a wrapper from a nutrition bar he'd just eaten from the wastecan, and read that it contained.... peanuts!


How Far Will You Go to Please a Guest this Thanksgiving?
11/19/10 2:47 PM

Where on earth do you come up with the statistic about vegetarians living longer, SherryBinNH? Sounds dubious, especially since it's a fairly recent craze-- how could anyone come up with a longterm scientific sampling, since vegetarians were a rarity until about 30 years ago?


How Far Will You Go to Please a Guest this Thanksgiving?
11/17/10 10:08 PM

If the kids need something additional to occupy themselves; I like to give them genuinely productive tasks like spit-polishing my shoes, sorting & folding my socks, or cleaning my rifles.


Creating a Fun and Krafty Kids' Table
11/17/10 11:36 AM

It's not that there's anything that doesn't ring true in the opening paragraph, Jose; it's just that you're not supposed acknowledge that there are any typical differences between the sexes or sexuality. Ever. Even if you unwittingly stumble upon a genuine real-life instance, in the form of your straight male pink rose-hating room mate. Got that?

(For someone so opposed to stereotyping, TheoJ, you're doing a pretty good job yourself, with the "straight girl" assumption. Not finding fault with the assumption so much as the hypocrisy it reveals in your larger argument.)


Androgynous Flowers Arrangements
11/17/10 10:57 AM

Gaidig-- People's religion is far less a personal choice than vegetarianism.

The vast majority of followers of the old religions have passively inherited the religion from their parents. Vegetarianism is a newer religion that most people actively join.


How Far Will You Go to Please a Guest this Thanksgiving?
11/17/10 10:11 AM

Where'd you find a hair follicle themed Q-tip holder?


Ashley & Andy's Homemade Home
House Tour

11/17/10 9:58 AM

Shorter harp (the metal hoop that the shade is screwed onto), shorter similar drum shade of similar circumference.

I agree-- ditching the wall hanging would also do wonders for this attractive lamp.


Ideas for a Modern Lamp Makeover?
Good Questions

11/17/10 9:45 AM

I don't get the typography on the pine cone stamp-- it reads to me as if the "forever" in USA FOREVER is crossed out. Seems kinda ominous, like the designer knows something WE don't know...


Holiday-Themed Stamps
11/6/10 11:29 AM

Regarding ideas about jerry-rigging the windows so they only open a "few inches": Don't overestimate the size opening a cat can get through-- cats escape skills are on par with Houdini.

I was fostering a cat & he was about to go live with someone in a modern 12th floor apartment-- the windows were screenless & opened out (about three inches max), like doors.

Although the cat was a big orange Goliath, we were still worried about the lack of screens, so we took an exact measurement of the window opening vis-a-vis his head. Seemed like he'd be too big to fit.

Nontheless, I tried an experiment: we marked off on the floor where an open closet door would stop at 3" & put a heavy piece of furniture at the 3" spot to block the door from opening any further. Put the cat in the closet... opened the door... sure enough, the enormous orange cat had no trouble escaping through a 3" open door.

Cats are like slippery eels, they can do anything.


Ideas to Help Protect My Cat From Open Window Situation?
Good Questions

11/6/10 9:45 AM

You're right, other Patrick. People are generally comfortable with customs they're familiar with (-- that old "when in Rome" thing).


Benjamin's Finely-Feathered New York Nest
House Tour

11/5/10 7:35 PM

What's "cat net", Zimtzucker?

Your solution looks great, but those large holes look as though a cat might be able to push their nose through... then perhaps their head... then their shoulders (?). Is it indestructible, or something?

The advantage of window screen is that it prevents cats from getting out, and also prevents most insects from getting in.


Ideas to Help Protect My Cat From Open Window Situation?
Good Questions

11/5/10 7:11 PM

I don't love the shaggy white, but I certainly love all the white-on-white!

This is why heaven is always depicted as white, kids-- it's gorgeous & inviting.

Still, I think it can be too much of a good thing when it becomes necessary to demend that guests remove their shoes. (I can't imagine any less gracious way to treat a guest than to announce that they must remove their shoes, upon entering.)


Benjamin's Finely-Feathered New York Nest
House Tour

11/5/10 6:46 PM