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There's probably no way to get a real Ron Swanson to eat something made out of plants, but as a former meat-craver who has been vegetarian for 20 years and still sometimes dreams of pastrami, I find that seitan goes a long way towards satisfying my desire for something with the rich flavor and mouth feel of beef or lamb. Peter Berley has a lovely seitan bourgingon stew that's good for special occasions (all that red wine and garlic is pretty convincing), and Madhur Jaffrey's mock lamb curry with seitan is great, too. I've even swapped out real beef for seitan in some heavily-sauced stews and casseroles, and been very pleased with the results! I think the key is "heavily-sauced"--there's no way you're going to fool anyone with a seitan Meat Tornado...


5 Vegetarian Meals To Satisfy Even Mr. Ron Swanson
5/23/12 7:49 AM

Someone else mentioned the sliced grapes, and I have to agree--I had this once at a restaurant in Oregon and still think of the burst of delicious juice that came out with each bite. I'll also second the strawberry freezer jam recommendation--so much fresher-tasting than canned jam!
But please, please, don't use the salt-free, oil-free natural peanut butter--the salt and the oil are necessary to ensure the perfect flavor and texture!


Ruth Reichl's Secret to a Sexy PB&J Gilt Taste
5/3/12 2:16 PM

We don't own a car, so when we rent, we take a picture of the car and its license plate--that helps us when we're checking in at a hotel and need to register the car, not to mention finding it when we have forgotten what the car looks like!


10 Snapshots You Should Keep in Your Phone's Photo Album
5/2/12 10:20 PM

In the comments on another post, about mint, I raved about the variegated leaves of the pineapple mint--super-pretty, tasty, fragrant, and hardy enough to survive my sub-par gardening skills. As long as you contain it so that it doesn't overtake your garden, it's great!


Variegation Is The Spice Of Life: Streaked, Spotted & Mottled Plants
4/26/12 8:05 PM

One more thing: for the poster who brought up the issue of visiting other countries where turning down a drink is considered rude, I find it's easiest to just smile politely and say, "Thanks so much, but I'm an American." People all over the world seem to find that a perfectly reasonable explanation for all sorts of eccentric behavior.


No, I'm Not a Wine Drinker: 3 Social Tips from a Teetotaler
4/24/12 10:21 PM

@Kariwk: You asked what non-drinkers would like to have at a party. Thanks for asking!
At a minimum, a choice of non-alcoholic beverages in addition to water is nice. Bonus points for a variety, including ginger ale, seltzer, cranberry juice, or iced tea (nice to have a mix of sugary and not, carbonated and not.) Super-bonus if it looks like you put some thought and effort into preparing an interesting non-alcoholic beverage (a fun flavored lemonade, a growler of microbrew root beer, virgin mojitos, even Shirley Temples, if it's that kind of a party.) Oh, and I like being able to drink out of a cup that looks like everyone else's; just because I'm drinking something you could serve to a child doesn't mean I want it served in a sippy cup.

While most of us non-drinkers are okay with drinking seltzer and lime, we appreciate the choice of something more (kind of like how vegetarians will probably smile politely at the offer of a side salad and pasta primavera, but we're thrilled to be offered something more thoughtful.) We used to go out to a steakhouse for drinks after work; being a non-drinking vegetarian, you'd think I would hate the place, but the bartenders came up with such interesting non-alcoholic concoctions for me (often involving unusual fruit nectars, bitters, and fizziness) that I was always the one to suggest we go there!

Oh, and as for making guests feel comfortable, I'd make a habit of offering everyone the choice of alcohol and non-alcoholic drinks, so that nobody is put in the position of saying, "Actually, I'm not drinking tonight--do you have anything else?" Even the drinkers amongst your friends will enjoy taking a break for a softer drink now and then (well, if your friends are anything like mine, ie, grown-ups.)


No, I'm Not a Wine Drinker: 3 Social Tips from a Teetotaler
4/24/12 10:14 PM

If I lived near Berkeley Bowl, there's no way you could keep me from shopping there...I have beautiful dreams of that place and its seventeen varieties of plums, all local...

I'm a member of a large food coop, and one reason we usually do a "big shop" once a week is that the hassle entailed in getting through the crowded aisles and waiting on the ridiculously long lines is too much to bear more than once a week. During the school year, when my husband and I both work, we gird our strength for an hour-and-a-half ordeal once a week and make every effort not to look back for another seven days. During the summer, when we're off, we shop in the Parisian mode, popping in on a slow Tuesday morning to pick up a bunch of cilantro or some apricots, then coming back Wednesday at mid-day for a small hunk of goat Gouda and a leek. If I had the time and schedule, I'd love to do the daily shopping trip year-round!


Shop Like a Parisian Weekend Meditation
4/22/12 8:15 PM

We often make it topped with tomatoes and parmesan. Yum. Super-delicious and fairly nutritious for something that feels so much like junk food!


How to Make Socca: A Naturally Gluten-Free Chickpea FlatbreadRecipes from The Kitchn
4/18/12 1:36 PM

I'm surprised at the omission of California markets. I would also add a little asterisk for the Fulton market in Seattle, not so much for the fish (which is probably good, but I wouldn't know), but for the incredibly beautiful, incredibly cheap flower bouquets. I wish the Union Square Market had anything on those enormous fistfuls of poppies for $5!


The Top 10 Outdoor Food Markets National Geographic
4/12/12 3:07 PM

From my limited experience growing mint, here are my additions:
1. Experiment with different kinds of mint--in addition to classic spearmint and peppermint, you can try pineapple mint, apple mint, cinnamon mint...the list is endless, and the flavors really are distinctive. Plus, the different varieties come in different colors, some beautifully variegated, and different sizes, so even a large plot of land overrun with mint can have a lot of visual interest.
2. Mint releases a gorgeous scent when you rustle the leaves even slightly. Consider it for a border to add fragrance to your garden when people walk by. I've also heard (but can't be sure) that the scent deters mosquitoes. (Or maybe that's catnip?)
3. Maybe it's just my imagination, but mint can make other herbs taste minty. I would keep it in its own container, separate from basil, oregano, etc.
Happy minting!


The Dos & Don'ts of Growing Mint
4/12/12 3:01 PM

We try to eat dinner as a family most nights, with maybe one or two evenings a week when my husband and I eat later (usually ordering in something that our four-year-old wouldn't eat, anyway.) As a middle-school teacher, I know that very soon, my son will be scarfing down a sandwich between trombone lessons (please not that), track club, and studying for his fractions quiz, so I try to appreciate these family meals while I can!


3 Tips for Still Having Family Dinner When Your Kid Eats at 5:00
3/21/12 11:37 AM

I adore "Avocado Baby"! Hooray for John Burningham! And my son enjoys playing Anatole--we dress up in berets and pretend to ride bicycles to "Paris" (ie, the kitchen), where we sample morsels of cheese and label them "Extra 'specially good" and so on. For younger readers, don't forget "Eating the Alphabet," by Lois Ehlert.


Great Children's Books for Nurturing Little Foodies
3/14/12 4:37 PM

My son, who eats like he's attending an art gallery opening, often eats pistachio nuts, cheese cubes, hummus and pita, crackers, or grapes for breakfast. I just had to get over my assumptions that hummus is for lunch, I guess (but then I watched "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" and realized it's always a good time for hummus.)


Cereal? Again? 5 Kid-Friendly Breakfasts that Take Less than 5 Minutes
3/7/12 9:49 AM

Cheeses of my dreams:
--Goat or sheep goudas and cheddars (I particularly love Lamb Chopper)
--Pecorino Romano (I prefer it to Parmesan, to be honest)
--Haloumi (what's not to love about a cheese you can grill?)
--Armenian braided string cheese (with those dark little seeds...mmmm)
--Jarlsberg (an old standby from my childhood---a little nuttier than a regular swiss, and not too expensive, either)
--Double Gloucester (classic English cheddar)
--Red Leicester (harder, crumblier, redder, but still very English)
--Cashell Blue (Irish and very tasty) or Stilton (English, and same) or Maytag Blue (American and more tangy, but still quite nice)
--Gjetost (sweet, caramel-like cheese that seems especially appropriate for the holidays)
--Oaxacan string cheese and cojita

Yum. I want some cheese right now...


13 Cheeses Everyone Should Know The Cheesemonger
3/1/12 3:50 PM

We've managed to keep most of the licensing at bay, but my son watched "Toy Story" at age 2 1/2 and became obsessed with the character he referred to as "Woody Guthrie." We decided it was worth it to betray our anti-licensed product values if it meant having our child tell people he was wearing Woody Guthrie training pants.


Elmo vs. Grover: My Ambiguous Disdain for Licensed Character Toys
2/22/12 4:22 PM

I realized my post made it sound like I didn't like the card ideas pictured. Not at all! They are super-cute! I love the chalkboard one, in particular.


3 Ideas for Photo Thank You Cards
1/3/12 4:20 PM

While I love a proper thank-you note, there are times when I don't think the gift-giver really wants more paper to contend with. When a formal, mailed thank-you seems unnecessary, but I still want to thank someone (say, for some tasty cookies or nice hand-me-downs), I'll make a short video clip of my son enjoying the gift and saying"Thank you!," and email it or send it via text messaging.


3 Ideas for Photo Thank You Cards
1/2/12 9:15 PM

homemade herb ice cream (especially pineapple mint, basil, and parsley)

pumpkin seed oil (on vanilla ice cream--delicious and weirdly alien looking)

Georgian cilantro sauce (similar to pesto, but much lighter and fresher tasting)

chocolate silken tofu pudding


Our Readers' Favorite Food Discoveries of 2011
12/8/11 9:50 PM

There's a website called "Neuroscience for Kids"--it's mostly, as you would imagine, about brain anatomy and function, but there are sections that focus more on psychology:
http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/introb.html


Are There Kids Books About Developmental Psychology?
Good Questions

11/12/11 9:14 PM

A "cheater" variation of this is to freeze applesauce--it's more like a granita, less like a silky sorbet, but you still get that deliciously refreshing chill! It's best with home-made applesauce, of course (which is not really too much to ask with a slow-cooker), but if you buy those pre-packaged applesauce cups, it's ridiculously easy.


Autumn Recipe: Spiced Apple Cider Sorbet
11/9/11 4:28 PM