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When I was living in Manhattan for college, I lived in a dorm built directly over a sharp curve in FOUR subway tracks. I thought I'd never be able to sleep with the trains squealing all night long. And yet -- I have good news for you! The subway noise you're hearing now will subside as the building fills with furniture and people. In my old place it was only really loud and rumbly during the holidays when no one else was around (enough so that my books fell off their shelf!), but when everyone was in town you could barely hear a thing.


Moving: What Do You Do When Everything Goes Wrong?
5/3/13 5:10 PM

Van Vorst Park, Jersey City. It's only a single block in size, but it's a treasure. The gardeners/caretakers do a fabulous job -- it's overflowing with flowers right now. I've come to believe it's impossible to walk through that park and hold onto a bad mood!


Green Space: An Ode to My Local Park
4/26/13 6:52 PM

I currently live in a building that used to be the rectory of the church next door. I love it. But we've discovered we have a very odd problem: deliverymen don't think our building is a residence! Even though we have huge house numbers above our door, our packages get dropped off on random neighbors' stoops (and occasionally not at all -- last week FedEx refused to deliver to a "closed business"?). If we order dinner, we always have to wait by the window for the lost-looking guy holding a bag of food to wander by.


Living in a Converted Church Toronto Life
4/2/13 5:35 PM

We're also neighbors! Your house is lovely.


Kelly's Dream Canvas House Call
3/8/13 7:44 PM

Powdered buttermilk is great if you use a bread machine with a timer (say, so you can wake up to a fresh loaf in the morning). It's generally a bad idea to leave recipes with perishable ingredients sitting overnight, but powdered milk and buttermilk are ok!


How to Make an Easy Buttermilk Substitute Cooking Lessons from The Kitchn
3/7/13 2:53 PM

I have the Kivik (the cheap one at the top). It's super comfy, it's holding up well two years in, and it has a feature that's hugely important to me: it can be disassembled and carried up our narrow staircase a piece at a time. A more solid sofa wouldn't be able to make it into my apartment!


Should You Splurge or Save on a Sofa?
The New York Times

3/6/13 4:56 PM

I grew up in a city with no mass transit of any kind -- the sort of place where people will drive from one end of a shopping center to the other -- but I left my car at home when I moved to NYC for college. The subway was novel at first but now seems absolutely essential, and a decade on it's hard to imagine myself ever wanting to own a car again.

I got close to buying one recently, though: Hurricane Sandy meant my train didn't run at night for nearly three months (it's back now, whew), and I had no other way to get home if I had to work late. It was surprisingly stressful, and I felt trapped -- like a grounded teenager. But honestly, if it came to that I'd rather have moved than started driving again. It was a good reminder not to take 24-hour trains for granted. They really do make my life better.


Driving VS Public Transit: What's Your Preference?
1/15/13 6:27 PM

Our excitement over renting an apartment where the walls are a foot and a half thick combination of brick and stone -- it used to be the rectory for a church -- was considerably dampened when we discovered that walls that are impervious to street noise are also apparently impervious to cell phone signals. I had to change carriers, but I've finally found a couple of non-dead spots... and I've learned to love the quiet!


Apartment Hunting? Remember to Check the Cell Phone Service and Signal
12/11/12 2:27 PM

When I get sick, I have a trick for doctoring instant chicken noodle soup (the sort that comes in an envelope and makes 3-4 cups at a time). Make the soup as usual, then while it's still boiling drizzle in a couple eggs that have been beaten with parmesan cheese. It adds a lot of protein, makes it a lot more filling, and is very easy on an upset stomach.


9 Delicious Ways to Enhance Boxed Soup
10/24/12 3:16 PM

Your condo looks to have been built by the same folks who built the apartment building I used to live in. In which case all the talk of moving walls and putting things in the ceiling may be largely moot: in my building the walls -- and ceiling! -- were all SOLID CONCRETE. We couldn't even hang paintings on nails.

As to use of the space, I'm a big fan of using Ikea's STOLMEN system (meant for closets) as room-dividing floating shelves/cabinets -- it might be a nice way to section off a sleeping area without blocking too much of the view.


Brooklyn Studio Update Ideas? Good Questions
10/4/12 2:51 PM

Strange to see this come up, as my office is FULL of these chairs. I'm looking at three of them right now!


More Info on Craigslist Cantilever Chairs? Good Questions
9/18/12 1:27 PM

NYU alum here, and Historybee is right -- the policy was always no outside furniture _at all_. So if you want to bring in outside stuff, don't bring in anything you can't fold up and hide for inspections. Back when I was in the dorms we also made makeshift furniture out of storage tubs draped with fabric.

It's surprising they didn't give you anything beyond that table though, and I wouldn't be shocked if there's supposed to be more furniture there than you got. It's worth asking housing for a couch!


Getting Comfy in a Dorm That Doesn't Allow Furniture? Good Questions
9/7/12 5:57 PM

A couple more detailed Kickstarter how-to posts from a composer and producer who has done this a lot (Complete with super-useful budget-planning spreadsheet!):

http://kevinclarkcomposer.com/2012/06/how-to-plan-your-kickstarter-part-1/
http://kevinclarkcomposer.com/2012/06/how-to-plan-your-kickstarter-part-2-2/


How to Start a Successful Kickstarter Campaign
6/22/12 2:15 PM

We have a similarly tall and skinny ledge around our kitchen, and opted to put a console table against it and use normal height barstools with that.


Affordable & Stylish Extra-Tall Barstools? Good Questions
6/21/12 4:42 PM

If, like us, you end up with more mint than you know what to do with (our apartment's previous tenants planted it in the herb garden and it tends to run rampant and also hang out a little too closely with the oregano -- mintregano is not tasty), you can make mint-infused bourbon. Pour out a couple of shots, then stuff as many leaves as you can into the bottle and leave it for two days. It's amazing stuff and makes you the most popular BBQ guests around!


The Dos & Don'ts of Growing Mint
4/11/12 1:16 PM

@Andrea_Xtina It's Marimekko, the pattern's called Hetkia/Moments.


Kyla's Keeping Things Simple Small Cool Contest
4/5/12 5:46 PM

Make a digital floorplan of your space before you buy furniture, and experiment with possible layouts. PlanYourRoom.com (2D) and mydeco.com (3D) are both useful for this purpose. Measure carefully!

Someone mentioned the Ikea Stolmen system for hanging bikes, but it's also a great room divider if you want something a little lighter weight visually than the Expedit. We have a loft-style living room and used Stolmen cabinets to separate our TV area from my office space, but you could also use the clothes rail pieces to hang curtains and create a bedroom space. The cabinets are expensive (we bought ours used from Craigslist), but the tension poles are only like $30 a pop.


Studio Layout Tips for New Apartment?
Good Questions

3/29/12 11:15 AM

They have a similar but simpler thing in the Hoboken train station aimed at commuters waiting for trains. It's just a big banner with a bunch of pictures of small electronics and their accompanying QR codes. I think it's for Staples or BestBuy?


Shoppable Walls: The Future?
2/27/12 2:26 PM

That's awesome! I have this exact TV stand minus the doors. Think it had been my ex-boyfriend's mom's in the 80s? It's particleboard but it's really, really sturdy (weighs like twice what a comparably-sized IKEA item would) and I couldn't bring myself to get rid of it. It's my landing strip now, with shelves full of shoes and a nice basket on top for umbrellas and gloves. I've disguised its previous function pretty well, but now I really want to swap the legs out...


Before & After: Sad Thrift Store TV Cart Turned Pretty Bedside Table
Belle Maison

2/10/12 5:20 PM

Ikea furniture lasts a lot longer if you tighten up the screws again a couple weeks after you first assemble it. Seems like it's far more likely to break once the screws get loose, probably because you're starting to apply stress in ways it wasn't built to handle. I know people tend to treat it as throwaway furniture, but it doesn't have to be.

I have three rules for purchases:

-- Anything big or expensive has to be neutral.

-- Everything has to have at least two uses (e.g. room divider has to double as some form of storage).

-- Furniture should be able to be reconfigured for a different apartment (modular chaise and sofa can be combined into an L-couch if I move someplace square-er).


See Ya Later Ikea: Out with the New & In with the Old
1/4/12 8:15 PM