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I believe option 5 is actually the rasterbator.

The guys in the picture are Belmondo & beautiful Jean Seberg in "A bout de souffle", amazing movie.

"And they are honestly the worst thing that's ever happened to me (not to dramatize) so I just want to help other people with this however I can..."

Oh dear I know you are not dramatizing! This is far worse than lice or any pest I know by orders of magnitude!. It's now about a year that we had them. At the end we throwed almost everything and ended with a tape-fenced matress in a bare floor for months. We even found them hiding in books in the next room! (Could they have come from the public library?)
We started from scratch: the other day we were just commenting how great is to have a bedroom back again.
We think we picked them at a hotel but we are not sure, of course.

Yes, I have had this dream many times always extremely pleasant. As some have pointed out, jungians would tell you they are dreams about the self (or Self as they say). You may want to read "Man and his symbols"
http://www.amazon.com/Man-Symbols-Carl-Gustav-Jung/dp/0440351839
a little passe but it is truly a classic and has been enormously influencial