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and I would love to be a polymath. =/


A - Z of Unusual Words: Prints that
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5/17/13 2:07 PM

The reality is that most buyers are much less imaginative than you are. As such, it becomes important to determine whether you are selling a house or selling a home. Staging lets buyers get a sense as to how the space can be used and is especially valuable for houses that have somewhat strange architectures: odd nooks, especially small rooms, unexpected walls, etc.

It's a bit like selling a computer. Some people are satisfied with hardware specs, but for many buyers, they'll want to play with the computer with some software installed (even if the software doesn't come with the computer). Moreover, the installed software gives you a sense regarding the capabilities of the computer, much as staging gives buyers a sense regarding the capabilities of a house. Again, not so important if you have good imagination, but actually pretty useful if you don't.


Five Things I Learned About Real Estate From Reality TV
5/15/13 3:14 PM

I'm not entirely convinced this will catch on. If the goal is to ditch the key, several keyless entry options already exist including number pads, biometrics, and (if we're just ditching metal keys) RF keys (or the more common version -- let's just go through the garage).

I haven't seen much popular adoption of the first two, so I'm unconvinced by the cellphone option. There are slight differences, of course, between each -- with the first two being much better for people without cellphones (and doesn't require you to take anything with you when you go out), and the phone option offering the "send a key" option.

If anything, I don't think a long-term cellphone key solution would involve bluetooth. Instead, it makes much more sense to have a deadbolt connected to a wireless network, and an app that lets you open/close/check whether your door is opened/closed/locked remotely. Then add an app that lets you do these things. Finally require a password/biometric scan on the phone in order to open/close/lock the door. Then you're set. If a friend wanted to get into your house and you weren't there -- they could just call you and you could unlock it remotely.


Smartphones to Replace Front Door Keys
5/15/13 12:32 PM

I had to cut down the tree the former homeowner of my current house planted when they first moved in. Unfortunately, a winter storm had killed it, and it had branches hanging precariously over my next door neighbor's kid's play area.

I felt guilty for cutting it down, but perhaps less guilty than I would have if it had fallen on my neighbors kids...


Birth Tree: Would You Plant One?
5/13/13 1:28 PM

Alternatively, a catastrophic hard drive failure in which you lose all your data is also nice (and I am serious). It's painful once this happens, but then you move on and begin to live in the electronic moment and worry less about the sanctity of your data. I'm not saying that it's not useful to keep the data, but after I lost my middle school English report, I realized that I was never going to use it (or look at it) anyway.


3 Ways I'm Working Through My Biggest Tech Phobia
5/13/13 1:25 PM

When I first moved into my current residence, I slept in a sleeping bag surrounded by a fort of cardboard boxes and did my laundry in a bathtub. Boy, is hand laundering tough on your hands...

To be honest, it was pretty refreshing.


Moving: What Do You Do When Everything Goes Wrong?
5/3/13 2:13 PM

As a bit of an aside -- regarding testing for lead paint, is the recommended alternative using those lead testing kits at home improvement stores?


Before & After: A Sad Dresser Gets a Second Chance Design *Sponge
5/3/13 10:14 AM

I actually think their styles go together fairly well naturally, with the his and her collage up top looking pretty good to me. They both have a flavor of brash assertiveness, where her design choices are a bit more upfront about it and his have a bit of a "look a little closer" nature to it. I say, bring back more of the pink/magenta color!


Combining Styles: Laura & Dan Shopping Guide for a Happy Couple
5/1/13 2:56 PM

Funnily enough, my "media console" is also made from cinder blocks and plywood...

It's one of those just-until-we-get-a-real-one solutions that has lasted for almost three years now.


How To Make a Media Console For $40 HomeMade Modern
4/29/13 12:33 PM

Regarding stereo, I should also note that the first one actually has a 2.1 stereo system (for their laptop), as well. That said, most stereo systems would be overkill in a 400 sq. ft space -- especially since such spaces often come with paper-thin walls. Audiophiles living in a small space often opt for very good headphones.


Super Small with Style to Spare:
8 Great Under 400 Square Foot Homes

4/29/13 12:11 AM

It should go without saying that in these "modern" times, different people have different needs and preferences.

Even though many people don't watch TV, four out of the eight apartments included actually do have a TV. Admittedly most of the apartments don't have a dedicated work area (although I would argue the sewing "room" in one of them could easily be turned into a computer work space); however, four out of the eight apartments included actually have a laptop visible in the photographs. Three of these places feature both televisions and laptops.

It's all well and good to believe that these apartments don't suit your particular modern lifestyle; however, it's hard to claim that they fall short of some archetypal modern lifestyle.


Super Small with Style to Spare:
8 Great Under 400 Square Foot Homes

4/29/13 12:05 AM

Floating the sofa's not too bad of an idea -- a padded bench might open up the room (but is more form over function, since who doesn't like leaning back on a sofa). If you float the sofa (right on the other side of the fireplace, decorate the area behind the sofa as an open "hallway." Across the sofa, to the sides of the TV I would put two chairs, which can face towards the sofa for fireplace conversation or be pushed towards the sofa and rotated for extra seating (then you don't need too large of a sofa).


Best Layout for TV & Furniture in Small Living Room? Good Questions
4/24/13 12:53 PM

My old designs for a tree house involve a secret entrance that required you not only to jump into a hole in the ground, but then proceeded through a (completely clear) glass hallway (including floor) that went over what appeared to be spike traps, then through an aquarium filled with sharks.

I would probably replace the faux spike traps and sharks, but I could see it being a good secret passage.

I also want an indoor room with grass and some sort of light that can proxy as the sun. Yes, an indoor-outdoor room (but I have allergies -- so hey!).


What Crazy Things Would You Put In Your Dream Home? Buzzfeed
4/24/13 12:32 PM

You could also consider making it explicitly separate from the rest of the room, using a runner that stretches from the bookcase and a chaise. Stock the bookcase with books and it will be your reading "wall" rather than nook.


How To Treat Awkward Living Room with Even More Awkward Built-in? Good Questions
4/19/13 3:19 PM

I bought my house without seeing it in person (but in pictures). I trusted my real estate agent, however (close friend of a relative), and I had seen houses with him before. Except for the radiator pipe that burst, it worked out well (and I mean this genuinely)!


Moving Into A New Home, Sight-Unseen:
Have You? Would You?

4/19/13 3:11 PM

[1] It's only worth upholstering if you like the shape of the couch or if there's some other reason you want to keep it. From the "nothing special or sentimental" comment, it sounds like the answer is no.

[2] DIY reupholstering can be expensive (tools, fabric, time) and frustrating. On the margin, it's only worth considering if you enjoy DIY or want to learn a new skill (and are willing to invest time and money into it). If you're really trying to be frugal, I would just suggest living with the couch until you can afford to replace it. Slipcovers or even a giant throw are other relatively inexpensive options (and you can keep them after you replace the couch).

[3] I can't give you a good estimate on the couch, but the way the headrests are shaped suggest that this couch will require a bit more fabric (and skill and thus money) than, say a more streamlined couch. See item [1].

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As a final note, if you're worried about disposing of the couch, you can always Craigslist / Freecycle it. Someone could probably use a couch, and then you can get a few dollars towards a new couch (or at the very least, free couch removal).


Is Seventies Sofa Set Worth Reupholstering? Good Questions
4/17/13 12:11 PM

Concur that you'll want additional support: gate leg or fold down legs are options. The last potential option is a pull-out legs. However, I think the fold down are the best bet.

If you go w/Ana White's plans, consider adding locking hinges to the fold down legs -- this will also help to reduce the vibration of your table.


Help a Beginner DIYer: How to Support 25lb Sewing Machine on Drop Leaf? Good Questions
4/16/13 2:48 PM

A focus on originality also makes me wonder how you would count something like the Venus de Milo, under the art-as-originality definition. Sculpture certainly existed before it was created and Aphrodite isn't a particularly novel subject.


5 Ways to Update Thrift Store Art
4/11/13 2:17 PM

I'll throw out a contradictory style -- because I'm like that.

I generally love wooden walls with a warm industrial style. I can imagine a table with metal legs facing out towards the hallway. Since you're an academic, I would suggest that -- on the wall behind where the pink chair currently is, you put up a chalkboard. (Honestly, a whiteboard is much more convenient for work, but the chalkboard does look nicer!). It would be a great place to jot down ideas.

A metal bookshelf / filing solution could be placed against the wall with the brick. I would say it's an open book shelf that you deliberately do not center around the brick -- letting the brick add a nice asymmetric design element.

A leather chaise on the opposite wall, maybe with a small end-table can serve as your reading "nook."

A few comfortable chairs and a small round table in the center of the room can host guests. These chairs can be pulled up to the table for "formal" meetings -- but more likely, you can pull your chair to the round table for more collaborative work.

I would go with a combination of grey and white Flor tiles in a somewhat erratic pattern for ground covering.


Help with Decor For Wood-Paneled Living Room? Good Questions
4/11/13 1:59 PM

I lean on art as being more vision than technique -- since technique is a slippery sliding scale. Who is to judge what qualifies as "sufficient" technique? After all, the first three bars of the melody to Beethoven's Ode to Joy are a series of quarter notes a step apart -- it's the (vision behind the) arrangement that makes it art.

That said, I have no qualms calling something bad art. That I would attribute to a lackluster vision or technique that fails to execute on that vision.


5 Ways to Update Thrift Store Art
4/11/13 12:01 AM