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Display Name: saltuzzeo
Member Since: 12/5/07

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Wait. Wait. Wait. Or else what? Maybe it's because I am from Jersey, but when someone says to me, "...or else!" I take it as a threat. Not sure if everyone agrees, but I don't like being threatened or see other people threatened. First the guys acts violent (and like an asshole) and then he threatens someone...

Apartment Therapy San Francisco | Good Questions: Housemate Eviction?
3/4/09 10:55 AM

I grew up here. I just saw the first subway car graffiti I've seen since '90 or so. That is always a sure sign of things to come. That, and women getting mugged in broad daylight in the West Village.

Apartment Therapy New York | New York Wins: How the Crash Will Reshape America The Atlantic
2/20/09 11:53 AM

I just hate Cablevision and don't want to give them my money anymore. They took away my dear Monsters HD channel as well as all Voom. Their customer service blows. I'd rather roll the dice on FioS...

Apartment Therapy Unplugged | FIOS, So Fast It's Slower?
2/5/09 10:18 AM

It's like the taco bed from "It's always Sunny..."

Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | The Hamburger Bed Ridiculous...We Know!
1/15/09 11:19 AM

I think it's all so rad!

Apartment Therapy Chicago | The Painted Apartment: A Unique 80's Time Capsule
12/11/08 02:37 PM

We have house centipedes in our apartment. They are nasty and keep showing up. They are like the Usain Bolt of bugs-- very quick. Anyone ever deal with those?

Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | A Natural Ant Repellent Melbourne
10/27/08 07:38 AM

The aliens from the movie "EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY" (Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carey, a Wayons) and I would play them STYX "Too Much Time on My Hands"!!!

Apartment Therapy Unplugged | Thursday Giveaway: Acoustic Research AV100b Tabletop Radio
10/24/08 12:59 PM

Can't believe that noone on this hip board put "Midnight Express" featuring music by Giorgio Moroder. It won an Oscar for Best Original Score. You know, the film about the guy getting sent to a Turkish prison? The soundtrack would sound great on the Orb Mod1...

Apartment Therapy Unplugged | Thursday Giveaway: Orb Mod1 Plus System Giveaway
10/17/08 11:29 AM

I iron everything. My girlfriend irons nothing. We don't match. I hate wrinkles.

Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Thursday Giveaway: Rowenta IS1430 1400-Watt Pro Compact Steamer Los Angeles
9/11/08 11:20 AM

I HAVE no carpet. Just moved in. Cold, hard floors. Please pity me...

Apartment Therapy New York | Thursday Giveaway: Flokati Rug from Rugs USA
5/29/08 08:53 AM

sorry for the typo. I had been drinking.

Apartment Therapy The Kitchn | Summer Cocktail Recipe: Michelada
5/26/08 12:16 PM

I am addicted to the micheladas! In NYC the mecca of Mexican food, Rosa Mexicano, serves these. I had been making them before I ate there, but found that the bartenders poured a LOT more lime juice then myself. So I started adding more and found juicing limes when you are trying to drink beer is not fun. A great alternative is Nellie & Joe's Key Lime Juice. ( It is NOT from concentrate and really tasty. Add some salt and pepper to the actually drink itself.

Apartment Therapy The Kitchn | Summer Cocktail Recipe: Michelada
5/26/08 11:59 AM

This is by the same company that makes Organic Prostitute Blaster! Though the last time I was hungry I mixed the cans up and sprayed a hooker onto a scalding hot, Revereware griddle and ended up didling a ball of lumpy mush on a new Bludot Dodu bed...

Apartment Therapy The Kitchen | Hot or Not? Organic Batter Blaster
4/2/08 11:56 AM

If you put calzones that are stuffed with ricotta in the freezer and then re-heat, the cheese will separate and get runny.. This is what my Italian grandmother-- you can call her Nan-- told me. I've seen it happen and never knew why...

Apartment Therapy The Kitchen | Weekend Cooking: Calzones to Eat Now or Freeze for Later
3/28/08 11:38 AM

We need Michael Crichton on this one...

Apartment Therapy The Kitchen | Are Bananas Going Extinct?
3/28/08 06:32 AM

San Marzanos are over-rated. All the Italian women in my family-- and in Jersey-- use Red Pack.

Apartment Therapy The Kitchen | NYC Store Review: Buon Italia in Chelsea Market
3/26/08 05:52 AM

It would be cool if you could choose which ones at least?

Apartment Therapy The Kitchen | Pharmaceuticals Found in US Tap Water
3/21/08 10:17 AM

Oh yeah, that's easy...

Apartment Therapy The Kitchen | Recipe: Prize-Winning Peanut Butter Panna Cotta with Caramel Mousse
3/20/08 06:45 AM

I'm in a new apartment. No vacuum. Dusty. Please help. I'm dying here...

Apartment Therapy New York | Thursday Giveaway: Oreck XL Ultra Vacuum
3/7/08 12:20 PM

I like my eggs the morning, anytime....please help me!

Apartment Therapy The Kitchen | Thursday Giveaway: Eiko Egg Boilers from Vessel
3/6/08 10:19 AM