Krisis's Profile

CPK came out before I was born. I was a preemie and they didn't make preemie clothes or something, so my mom bought Cabbage Patch doll clothes for me and dressed me in those.

I did have one named Xavier when I was a little older.

I will never forget the year I asked for a stuffed dragon. I was so excited about that dragon and thought for sure it would be waiting for me under the tree. Christmas morning came and I was so sick I couldn't even speak. All the presents were opened and no dragon. I was so sad. Then my mom handed me one last box and I opened it and BAM - There was the dragon. I screamed "My dragon! My dragon!" but because I was so sick no sound came out. Pretty awesome.

Actually most of my Christmas morning disappointments are now that I am older, watching my teenage siblings make bank at Christmas. The year PS3s, Xbox 360s and Wii's came out, my little brother got ALL. THREE. for Christmas. Holy crap. Not gonna lie, I was totally jealous and still am.

This is the best nursery ever, however I have to point out that it is spelled WAMPA. Yes. I am the true geek here.

But seriously. Can I move in? The crib might be a bit small for me, but I'll just cuddle up on the wampa rug.

I collect these. Right now I have them displayed on a cork/bulletin board and I like that they are out where I can see them, but not as risk of getting dirty. In high school I had a bunch of patches on my backpack and after a year they were utterly destroyed.

Finally! So glad someone made this, I have been trying to find an awesome chore chart for a non-reader forever!

Tillamook is FANTASTIC. I loved that tour. The Jelly Belly tour is also fun but my 2 year old did not appreciate it.

However, should your 2 year old fall out of his stroller and land directly on his forehead which makes a loud wet crack like a watermelon breaking open on pavement, and start screaming and crying and you start crying and freaking out because you couldn't catch him because you have a broken ankle which you got 2 days ago hiking in the Redwoods, then the workers at the Jelly Belly gift shop will be ever so helpful and pick up your screaming son and take him over to the counter and give him a huge free stuffed Jelly Belly and a handheld fan that lights up and gets him to stop screaming, in addition to providing ice packs and sympathy to your poor hurt mom-feelings. They will also help you find a doctor if you are from out of the area.

True story.

Ack, I really like this (and the owl one they have now too) but not in porcelain. Not for my crazy 3.5 year old. Dangit. Maybe I'll buy it and hold it in reserve for when he's old enough to not throw it around. Hmm.

GENIUS. I swear those stinkin' bags spawn as soon as I shut the cabinet door...

1200sq ft for 3 humans and 2 cats, and I feel lik we could downsize no problem. DH doesn't agree though. We are wanting to move to the UK at some point in the future and I have a feeling he's in for a rude awakening when he sees house sizes across the pond.

Wait, kids are supposed to sleep? During the day? SOMEONE INFORM MY 3 YEAR OLD!

CanadianTired, then perhaps your father taught you how not to be like him? :)

That's pretty much what my dad taught me. I was adopted by him at age 3 (when he married my mom) and then after they had kids together, was constantly tossed aside in favor of the natural kids. The favoritism is still blatant to this day, 21 years later. So my dad taught me how NOT to parent, and I think if I ever adopt a child I will know exactly what to do/how to treat that child so s/he does not grow up feeling like I did. Thanks dad!