Usbek de Perse's Profile

Display Name: Usbek de Perse
Member Since: 10/31/07

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yup. Potties were my thought too. 'nuff said.


DIY Elevated Dog Feeding Station Made from School Chairs The DIY Village
1/22/13 11:26 AM

I am probably not a hipster (nor, thank you very much, an oldster), but really and truly, I wouldn't want any of this stuff. OK that shaving set might work, but I don't need it. And the iPhone speaker, but don't rush out and find one. Otherwise who the *bleep* wants any of this.

Like I said, I probably ain't a hipster.


Gifts for the Modern Male Hipster Apartment Therapy Gift Guide 2012
12/11/12 5:52 PM

agreed. I thought the "ick" was not really bad. But what an improvement!


Before & After: West Village Kitchen Goes from Ick to Slick
12/11/12 5:46 PM

Suddenly, my out-of-style 3gs has become retro! Can you dig it, baby?


To Upgrade or Not to Upgrade:
Is the iPhone 5 Worth It?

9/24/12 7:22 PM

How do you settle decor disputes?

Fisticuffs.


How Do You Settle Decor Disputes?
9/24/12 6:12 PM

I really regret not getting that gold tub.


What's Your Biggest Design Regret?
9/24/12 6:08 PM

What is with these lists? You get what you need when you need it. Or you buy that little kit at Ikea (or get it as a present from some nervous Nelly parent). Who uses Allen wrenches anyway?


The Renter's Toolkit: 15 Must Have Essentials
8/29/12 12:43 PM

Reminds me of bishops and royalty. Off with their heads!


Polarizing Purple
8/29/12 12:38 PM

Does he bring chicks home to see this?


Mac Addict Transforms His Home Office Into a Miniature Apple Store
8/29/12 12:37 PM

I just think of Roger Sterling sitting behind his Saarinen table. The one from Ikea just wouldn't have the same effect. Just sayin'.


High & Low: 5 Sources for Tulip Tables
8/24/12 1:28 PM

1. A front door (preferably one that locks)
2. Windows (preferably that lock and with bug screens)
3. A finished floor. Walls (I just hate bare studs) and ceiling.
4. A place to bathe in private.
5. Electricity (I know, I know)
6. Running water (preferably from Hetch-Hetchy) that you can turn on and off. Both hot and cold would be great!
7. High speed internet, a modem, and an Apple AirPort (no other kind will do)
8. One or more "devices" that can access the internet like a computer, an iPhone and Apple TV.
9. A comfy chair, a lamp.
10. The Complete works of William Shakespeare (in multiple volumes, please), the King James Bible, the Book of Common Prayer (1928 and 1662), and the complete works of Ian Flemming or Jane Austen.


The Bare Minimum: 10 Absolute Essentials for Every Home
8/8/12 3:48 PM

When you call your provider, make sure you document what they tell you. The people in customer service don't always give correct advice. ATT told my sigo what to do to avoid charges and we ended up with like $200 due for a few hours in Paris. They were good enough to waive this with the purchase of a plan, but when she got to Africa suddenly her phone started roaming even with roaming turned off. I managed to suspend network service (still allowing wifi) and haggle with ATT about the bill.


The Smartphone Travel Tips Checklist
7/18/12 3:03 PM

given the new reduced luggage limits (e.g. 23kg to Europe), there should be plenty of nice used luggage around.


Best of Etsy: Vintage Luggage
(Plus Tips for Using Old Suitcases at Home)

7/18/12 2:59 PM

Nice house. What is the name of the cat, Ms. LeFluffy?

Nice car too. Can I take it out for a spin?


Carol's Architectural Home in the Hills House Tour
7/18/12 1:59 PM

Yup, that San Francisco Bay Area map is the bees' knees. I could be peevish and suggest that the parts of the map where the word "wonderful" is printed are less wonderful than others. But I won't.


Celebrating City Patriotism: Civicism? Urbism? Parochialism?
6/25/12 3:28 PM

I hate it when people try to pass off Braque as a Picasso.


Ew, I Can't Stand That! Design Allergies
6/25/12 3:08 PM

So sorry to burst your bubble. Even the before picture is not ugly. Dated perhaps, but not ugly. This is not an ugly condo. You have to go way further than this to every hope to find the condo that was truly hit by the ugly stick. Ugly? Not even slightly. Not a prayer. As far as all the commentors on your contractors' shortcomings, just moon them. That's right, flaunt it. As long as YOU like it, it's all that matters.


The World's Ugliest Condo: The Final Stretch is Always a Tough One Renovation Diary
5/18/12 7:19 PM

300 square feet? Amazing. What fantastic attention to detail!


Leslie's Mid Century Optimism
House Tour

5/16/12 3:25 PM

Ruthie, may I have another helping of fried green tomatoes?


Ruthie's Really Fantastic Fixer Upper House Call
5/16/12 3:01 PM

In addition, there is some not too insignificant landscaping going on there. Yes, this is a great home.


Break Out of the Crowd: Simple Mod Facelift
5/7/12 7:04 PM