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Wow! what a fantastic prize! I have a couple of rooms that could use a professional opinion. I think every person who leaves a comment should get a consultation. What do you think?

I feel like the 8 year old standing in the line of children being picked for a sandlot soccer game. PICK ME! PICK ME! I did the foldout sofa too! Great for unexpected guest! Alright, I hope I win!

I don't not have the state-of-the-art HD television system these posters speak of. (Not the printed kind, but the commenting kind.) Nor do I possess the a girlfriend who will become jealous and fight for my attention against an inanimate object. I have not even a decent paying job with benefits. I have to pay for my own health insurance. I know. Scary!

These are not reasons that I should review this system. These are just ploys for your sympathy which I can tell is not working. I don't have lots of things.

But I do have one thing. Moxie. I know because yesterday a man on the street randomly approached me and said "You've got MOXIE kid! You got the goods!" The goods for what I wondered aloud. "Video game system reviews for Internet design sites," he replied and then continued to beg for change. It is possible that was a dream.

I have moxie and a background in journalism. This is why I would be perfect as one time freelance critic for Apartment Therapy: Home Tech. I am not a goldbricker, so my assignment will be delivered on time. It will be short. It will be sweet and as God as is my witness I will never be hungry again.

I love aparment therapy. Not in a romantic way but in a brotherly way. The kissing up isn't working either. Is it?

Ciao.