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Wow! what a fantastic prize! I have a couple of rooms that could use a professional opinion. I think every person who leaves a comment should get a consultation. What do you think?


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Thursday Giveaway: Consultation with Designers Call Los Angeles
7/27/08 2:57 PM

power pole black......!!!!! Cool stickers


Apartment Therapy San Francisco | Thursday Giveaway: Win a Ferm Living Wall Sticker
1/11/08 12:21 AM

I feel like the 8 year old standing in the line of children being picked for a sandlot soccer game. PICK ME! PICK ME! I did the foldout sofa too! Great for unexpected guest! Alright, I hope I win!


Apartment Therapy Los Angeles | Gift Bag 2007: A Complete IKEA Living Room
12/17/07 1:01 PM

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

Awesome film. Ever better poster.


Apartment Therapy New York | Gift Bag 2007: 2 Vintage Film Posters from Posteritati
12/12/07 9:02 AM

I don't not have the state-of-the-art HD television system these posters speak of. (Not the printed kind, but the commenting kind.) Nor do I possess the a girlfriend who will become jealous and fight for my attention against an inanimate object. I have not even a decent paying job with benefits. I have to pay for my own health insurance. I know. Scary!

These are not reasons that I should review this system. These are just ploys for your sympathy which I can tell is not working. I don't have lots of things.

But I do have one thing. Moxie. I know because yesterday a man on the street randomly approached me and said "You've got MOXIE kid! You got the goods!" The goods for what I wondered aloud. "Video game system reviews for Internet design sites," he replied and then continued to beg for change. It is possible that was a dream.

I have moxie and a background in journalism. This is why I would be perfect as one time freelance critic for Apartment Therapy: Home Tech. I am not a goldbricker, so my assignment will be delivered on time. It will be short. It will be sweet and as God as is my witness I will never be hungry again.

I love aparment therapy. Not in a romantic way but in a brotherly way. The kissing up isn't working either. Is it?

Ciao.


Apartment Therapy - Thursday Giveaway: Xbox 360 Elite
10/26/07 5:19 AM

It was so hot today, here is So Cal. I won't need this for a couple of months by the look of it.

Maybe I should get one. Just in case.

Thanks.


Apartment Therapy - Plus Minus Zero Space Heater: So Cool, They're Hot!
10/26/07 4:33 AM