Mudron's Profile

My name is Sister Helga Obdonavich, and I am writing on the behalf of Billy Mudron, who is a member of the Make-A-Wish Foundation here at Portland Oregon's All Saint's Hospital.

Sure, little Billy Mudron may be a slovenly-dressed 31-year-old, *really* likes videogames and doesn't seem to be particularly ill, but that doesn't keep him from coming in here twice a week while retending that he has childhood luekemia just so he can play Halo for free with all of the real sick kids. So please, could you just give him the damned system so he'll leave us alone?

(Seriously though, with Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Rock Band and about a bazillion other 360 games hitting the streets in the next few weeks - to say nothing of recently-release tiles like Bioshock, Halo 3 and Beautiful Katamari already dotting the Xbox landscape - you'd have to be crazy *not* to try and be the most under-handed person in the universe in order to win this contest.)

Regardless, yeah, I don't have cancer. But I *am* surrounded by a bunch of friends who'd help me tear that system apart during the next few weeks (while playing many of those games mentioned above, no less), so at least you wouldn't end up with a review that just boiled down to "Hey, thanks for letting me win! The 360 is great! It sure is...um...black! See ya later!"

Hell, I'll even draw up my review in comics form:

http://excelsiorstudios.net/web-stuff/mw6.jpg

(And here's even more proof that I need to get outside more often, even if this has nothing to do with your contest aside from being about a pair of 360 games):

http://excelsiorstudios.net/web-stuff/bioshock2.jpg
http://excelsiorstudios.net/web-stuff/acbig_dark.jpg

Anyway, thanks tons, guys. Good luck choosing the winner!