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Display Name: smackwaterjack
Member Since: 1/5/10

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that's so clever. now you can be all hip and impress with your faux eco-conciousness and still do your part in deforestation.


Faux Show: Distressed Salvaged-Style Flooring
1/13/12 12:50 PM

by my calculations, i estimate the shelf opening to be approximately 9-10" high which is too short for standard 12" records therefore i must disagree with the claims that it is a record holder. nice improvement regardless.


Before & After: Thrift Store Find Color Makeover
6/14/11 2:48 PM

freemason 666 illuminati NWO


Bill Goes All Black
House Tour

11/16/10 2:11 PM

even the name "rotator rod" is really starting to annoy me.


VOTE NOW! Design Showcase 2010 Showdown
10/1/10 4:54 PM

oh dear. so much negativity! people please, for the love of all that is sacred in this world, can't we all put our petty differences aside for an innocent design competition. how dare you attack the magnificent rotator rod! i have it in my bathroom and boy I tell you, it has worked wonders! once a depressed, angry person my whole world is now filled with sunshine! sometimes while relaxing in a nice warm bath i gaze heavenward and find my salvation while pondering the wonders of this rod. rotate this.


VOTE NOW! Design Showcase 2010 Showdown
9/30/10 2:25 PM

simple, original, nice proportions, good design. period. like it. 2 stars


Quandry Table by John Berg
Design Showcase 2010

9/24/10 1:30 PM

sure, this is fundamentally a "design" but I am surprised on how much attention it's garnering on this stage. it's merely a clever piece of hardware. functional yes, though i see nothing unique or attractive in the appearance, crafstmanship or otherwise. one of the judges mentions his favorite chair that is impossible to make a good cheap imitation... this rod already looks like cheap imitation.


Rotator Rod by Colleen O'Connell
Design Showcase 2010

9/24/10 1:20 PM

this comment page is too funny. on one side we have people addressing the obvious flaws and on the other we have friends of the designer getting all emotional and defensive. susiesofa "Why would any product designer design a bookshelf that damages books? Makes no sense" you're right and that's why you're friend won't win this contest. and E@design, i have no idea where you get you're facts but you haven't a clue as to load capacities of screws and sheetrock. any dummy knows un-anchored screws into sheetrock won't hold much let alone 60-80lbs of hardcover books. (paperbacks won't stand long on this design) i hope no one heeds your misinformation. zero stars


Duo Bookshelf by Ana Linares
Design Showcase 2010

9/21/10 3:37 PM

regarding the sculpture... i'm curious to know the materials used??? and how will it be disposed of when the advertis... I mean installation is taken down? my guess is that the "tree" is made of some form of non-biodegradable substances. Is it more plastic to be thrown in the landfill after it's short useless lifespan?


SURREALISTIKA Surreal Kitchen Sculpture by IKEA
8/13/10 12:36 PM

ikea is a sad joke when it comes to sustainability. it's all a marketing scheme. same thing with BP changing their logo to the pretty green and yellow and changing their name to "beyond petroleum". mega companies like ikea are destroying not only the natural environment but also the economy, the backbone of which is local and small businesses. hopefully, people will wise up soon and recognize these companies for what they really are. I am surprised at how much coverage AT gives ikea. there are thousands of unknown designers, fabricators, artists, furniture makers etc. they could be promoting instead.


SURREALISTIKA Surreal Kitchen Sculpture by IKEA
8/13/10 12:09 PM

@ansela "And yes, most definitely America's government is much better than a government that beats women for not dressing properly, imprisons people for demonstrating and executes homosexuals!"

Ok, so you deny a couple of my observations but admit to the one about "we better than them". Point proven.

hmm... i'm not sure how you arrive at this rosy view of the US government. comparing the US government actions to those of other countries around the world is like apples and oranges. Many of the governments you are criticizing simply have a more overt system of corruption brutality intolerance etc.

The US (and like wise GB in it's day, the Roman Catholic church etc..) have carefully crafted a propoganda system to aide in their covert actions of dominance, oppresion etc. Sure the US doesn't openly execute gays, or beat women but you are extremely naive if you think the US and the long arm of the law do not emotionally execute gays and women, people of color, the poor...etc. every day and does not imprison people for protest. i experienced first hand arrest and beatings at the hands of police at peace demonstrations and saw with my own eyes the pummeling of women and elderly. of course this doesn't make the news. Clearly, just as domestic "news" is shrouded in a blanket of lies, exaggeration, and secrecy so too is the international news that comes our way.

and all this talk of land of the free? gimme a break. what about the enormous disproportion of incarceration versus other industrialized nations? the US prison corporation (which conveniently began once slavery was abolished)... is this simply a mere fact of life or does the US just breed more criminals than the rest of the world?

the US war machine... try to name another country that has been involved in some level of constant global warfare for the last century. oh sorry, we've been spreading peace and freedom all along right???

try reading some Krishnamurti to gain some wisdom on the basic truths of life. you might just get some awareness yet.


Sanctions Against Iran May Cause Small Business Closures
8/12/10 11:27 AM

people like ansela make me sick to my stomach. this blind belief in government, gullible patriotism and the "we are better than them" mentality is a cancer on this earth. my guess is ansela either has a vested interest in this imperialistic system or is just another thickedheaded poor sap.


Sanctions Against Iran May Cause Small Business Closures
8/11/10 1:58 PM

I think it's awesome, whatever the price may be. genius.


Hanging Solution: Rack Your Brain by Tomohiko Sato
8/11/10 1:36 PM

so it appears cameron does all the cooking, cleaning ...etc while Kate is in deep contemplation staring at walls, when not giving orders. poseurs. i don't see anything special about this. boring and predictable. give anyone a $500 ikea card and an apt with exposed bricks and voila!


Kate & Cameron Surrounded by Art
House Tour

8/5/10 3:04 PM

i think you should start smoking that way everyone can be happy. really, it's a super easy habit to pick up.


Should Smokers Downstairs Be a Deal Breaker?
Good Questions

8/2/10 5:16 PM

booooooring, stale, cheap, generic, sterile crap. whether it's new or old ikea, it all looks the same.

also, ikea is the antithesis of so-called "green" from the toxic materials they use, to the container ships they line the ocean with, to the fact that their furniture falls to pieces if you sneeze too close to it.

buy local and don't buy disposable non-biodegradable furniture.


Look! IKEA Product Sneak Peaks 2010 | Apartment Therapy New York#comments
7/23/10 3:36 PM

lackluster was my first impression, but at a second glance it's actually quite creepy. It totally looks like a set from a horror movie. Look at that kids bedroom shot! I'm waiting for an axe murderer to come bustin through the closet door. redrum redrum redrum...


Gwyneth Paltrow's Pastel Penthouse Curbed | Apartment Therapy New York
7/15/10 2:13 PM

i'm sorry... those hideous cheap translucent wardrobes in the master br need to go. otherwise, very nice overall.


Eli & Jennifer's Brought Back to Life BrownstoneHouse Tour | Apartment Therapy New York
7/13/10 4:23 PM

nice photo indeed. I kept scrolling down wondering where it would end...


Susan Cernek of Glamour Apartment Therapy's Summer Style Survey | Apartment Therapy New York#comments
7/2/10 12:57 PM

artist damon johnson is the king of comics as art, collage and originals www.damonjohnsonpaints.com (and sorry amed, he gets all the ladies too)


Super Style for the HomeInside Man | Apartment Therapy New York
6/25/10 2:13 PM