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Display Name: monkeylizard
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sorry, but as a Torontonian, i must say that "livable" only counts if you are a) pretty damn rich, or b) don't mind living in the outer, outer 'burbs (and that isn't really a city)

sure, rent is generally cheaper in "downtown" toronto than in manhattan, but at least with NYC you can live in washington heights or brooklyn for under $2000 and commute easily to work on the island. here, if you live in one of the suburbs (including etobicoke or scarborough) the commute is insane, or involves a car and road rage.

our city did not have enough time to grow before the car came and turned it into Sprawl-onto.

as for calgary - seriously???? it's even newer and more spread-out. yeuch. what criteria did the economist use, exactly? "in which place is it best to be rich, white, and not interested in culture?"


The World's Most Livable Cities The Economist
8/22/12 8:55 PM

OK... I actually love IKEA. I loved the 2009 PS collection.

This. Stuff. Is. Horrible.

There are about 4 pieces that are OK (the wall lamp, coffee table, bowls/plates, and side table) but the rest is actually icky. It makes me want to cry.

None of this shines even a dim light to the PS Maskros or the other 2009 stuff. Ew Ew Ew... so disappointed.


IKEA PS 2012: A Look at What's to Come from the Swedish Home Retailer
3/19/12 10:20 PM

i used the trafficmaster allure tiles in my rental kitchen ... they'd had circa 1981 asbestos industrial looking, completely worn vinyl tiles. honestly they wouldn't notice if i had stuck down actual tile (it's a 300 unit building and they're ripping out kitchens as units are vacated anyway)... 200% better.

one caveat is that they scratch rather easily, so watch out moving appliances.


A Renter's Solution for Ugly Flooring Reader Idea
3/9/12 9:45 PM

by "fastest growing condo market" you mean "fastest bubbling out of control condo market" right?

at any rate, we do have awesome homegrown design up here in the True North, glad to see the recognition from apartment therapy! :)


Sneak Peek: Toronto's Interior Design Show IDS12
1/28/12 12:08 AM

SherryBin, that's not cool. Putting up a curtain rod should hardly cause the landlord to lose sleep. Any landlord that tries to enforce such a draconian rule should become the landlord of a monastery.

Honestly, I feel sorry for you folks in America, land of the Dollar Bills. No place in Europe or Canada would get away with rental laws like you folks seem perfectly OK with. (Then again, you guys also get away with not having health care...)

To be honest, I agree with the just hang curtains. If your landlord makes a fuss, say that you have had a peeping tom. Hanging a curtain rod creates a hole the size of a pencil, and any normal human would also want curtains.


Hang Curtains without Drilling into Rental Walls?
Good Questions

12/8/11 8:48 PM

Sorry, ew.


Pantone's Color of the Year for 2012
12/8/11 8:37 PM

Dont. Paint. The. Tiles.

We live in an apartment that formerly had a pink tub. It was reglazed white very soon before we moved in, and
1) it's already cracking after 3 years
2) it is impossible to properly clean

If you can't work with the colour (which I fully understand, because it looks kind of brown-pink-tan-bleh) then please save up and hire some contractors to come and retile. White tile is cheap as heck and the install should only take about a weekend. Or DIY if you can.

Did I mention DON'T PAINT THEM?

Yeah.


Tile-Painting Tips or Avoid it Altogether?
Good Questions

11/30/11 8:34 PM

Well I'm glad you didn't flip the place and thus contribute to the stupid market in this town.

I like the kitchen/breakfast room paint colour - what grey is it?


Tim & D'Arcy's Modern Eclectic in The Junction
House Tour

11/28/11 8:08 PM

Well, if you are "revamping" the bathroom, why not retile? And move that sink a bit further from the toilet?

But if you aren't ready to retile, then I would recommend going for a dark charcoal-grey. Nix the white - normally I love white in a bathroom but with the yellow tiles I think a crisp white will just make the floor look dirty.


Color Suggestions with Existing Tile?
Good Questions

11/28/11 8:05 PM

Another example of a rental i would completely pass up because of a hideous kitchen.

Message to landlords: white is inoffensive. Custom 80s painted curlicue cabinets, green carpeting, and yellow bath tiles are NOT.


Cover Rental Cabinets with Contact Paper?
Good Questions

10/26/11 7:30 PM

I honestly would've passed on the apartment. (Both for the colour and because I'm horribly allergic).


Can I Decorate Around Omnipresent Emerald Green Carpet?
Good Questions

10/18/11 9:20 PM

It's already been said, but I have a chemistry degree and can tell you that as long as you don't leave something like wine or juice in one of the glasses for a year and then drink it (ew) you'll be fine.

Lead CAN leach out from crystal but only over very long periods of time. Plus you're likely to be exposed to more lead from old house / road pipes, soil, and dust.


Are My Inherited Glasses Safe for Drinks?
Good Questions

10/12/11 8:08 PM

LOL @ NicodemusBC

I think the "after" is kind of bleh, personally. However, it's a pretty good idea to "spiff" up the plain ol' brass and plastic thing. I personally would spray paint it.


Replace Ugly Doorstops with Fantastic Finials
Landee See Landee Do

9/23/11 7:06 PM

archdarling - try craigslist, or your local rural antiques store. if you were in toronto i'd be able to help more...

they are also pretty easy to make if you're feeling ambitious.


Inspiration: Farmhouse Tables Paired with Modern Chairs
9/6/11 8:53 PM

looks very nice! i wonder how it'll hold up.


Before & After: Poured Concrete Countertops
Design Stocker

8/23/11 7:45 PM

oh dear - hate to break it to you Julia but Jane and Weston is never, ever going to gentrify. that area of town has always been and probably will always be a bit of a tough 'hood.

but the house is all right! a bit dark on the wood tones for my taste.


Julia's Twenties-Style Beauty
House Call

8/22/11 8:37 PM

amen, ecuadoriana1.

although, here in canada we have sane, humane laws that don't allow for "security" deposits. (landlords can ask us to paint places back to white or pay them the cost.)

i hear europe also has sane rental laws. i feel badly for you guys in the US.

Dominion's comments make me sad - listen up landlords. you're in a service industry. you chose it. if you can't provide a quality service, you have no right to complain about less than stellar tenants. you wouldn't serve roachy chicken wings on dirty plates at a restaurant you own ... why expect people to live in roach infested / dirty / not maintained places?


The Top 3 Renter Complaints…and Hundreds of Solutions
8/4/11 6:24 PM

agree with mschatelaine, fully. sometimes old crap is just old, broken, not-the-best-quality-in-the-first-place crap.

that said, when old stuff is nice and salvageable, then it can be worth keeping. however, if your aesthetic is modern, who is anyone else to tell you not to go for it?


Before & After: The Chezerbey Kitchen
Chezerbey

8/3/11 7:12 PM

agreed with not a pink fan but i assume it's for a young person's room. great idea turning it in!


Before & After: Cathy's Color Gradient IKEA Maskros
7/27/11 8:57 PM

I agree with the Expedit idea. Your other option is a nice folding screen. Personally I'd prefer "cutting off the room" a little if it meant creating more of a real entryway - we're also (like most Canadians) a no-shoes house so I totally get your dilemma!


How To Create Entryway That Opens To Living Room?
Good Questions

7/27/11 8:55 PM