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that'd have to be guster's 'donde esta santa claus,' blaring out of the white system...as palm trees light up the night.

I have a pretty good idea what great television is. Just not what it looks like.

I work in advertising, which basically means that from 9 to 5, I get told to sell baloney under the guise that it's cornish hen.

I'll be straight with all of you: I live in baloney. But (shameless nod to Joseph Levine) if I'm going to live in baloney, I'm not going to try to make it cornish hen. I just want it to be the best darn baloney there is.

So I don't need a 52" television that hooks up to every red and yellow wire in my apartment. I don't want a special contraption to rope all of those wires together. And I don't want something that necessitates a thousand wall anchors.

I just want a nice TV that plugs in and works. On a shelf. With bunny ears.

And with which I can see Ellen Pompeo's forehead vein with the utmost clarity.

But that's just a bonus.