Could someone do this same story for the Greater Los Angeles and Orange County areas?

Consider getting something bright instead of light. maybe a bright orange?

I would agree with Shawn. They make c-clamps in a large range of sizes. You could definitely find some small enough to be quite hidden. Not to mention this is probably the cheapest fix compared t...

Can anyone identify the chair that Heigl is sitting on in the fourth picture from the top?

i think a dark orange would go well, setting you up to compete in the fall colors contest.

Try putting up tiny shelves. If you're an avid reader you could make the entire column a bookshelf.