I would prefer a more "timeless" design...

Wow. The blue pinstripes tie in perfectly with the antifreeze jugs and cardboard junk box... but without being overly self-conscious or contrived. Bravo. *slow clap*

Is that a live gray cat or is it stuffed and moved in various poses? Just wondering.

The US Federal Reserve recently announced that this sort of extravagant decadence is officially now passe.

There's a move (page 179 in the Kama Sutra) which, if done on this bed, would cause swinging and break the window.

Sorry "Poitiers".

Daniel Porter, which floor on building 7 was it again?

This defeats the entire purpose of a ghost chair, which is to drop something and see if the gals are wearing underpants.

So... which one was the "before"? -kidding, nice job!

Residential urinals are #1!

I wonder what color you'd get if you cut the cheese?

Hopefully G.I. Joe and Ken will mount a rescue.

I also have way too much sheet in my closet.

Apparently this is not a model suite, but rather it's the actual home of this person: http://www.izzys-party-shop.com/images/26072.j...

That ceiling could induce frigidity.. I'll have none of that in my bedroom thank you.

Learn from my mistake - remember to hide your love doll.

This is just another imperialist ploy commissioned by Antarcticans seeking world domination.

Would it be rude to look up at the bulb?

I have a pet peeve, so I answered "other".

Run Twitchey, run. Don't look back until you reach Watership Down, where Hazel, Fiver and the others are waiting. Be well, and have courage.