I HAVE no carpet. Just moved in. Cold, hard floors. Please pity me...

sorry for the typo. I had been drinking.

I am addicted to the micheladas! In NYC the mecca of Mexican food, Rosa Mexicano, serves these. I had been making them before I ate there, but found that the bartenders poured a LOT more lime juice...

This is by the same company that makes Organic Prostitute Blaster! Though the last time I was hungry I mixed the cans up and sprayed a hooker onto a scalding hot, Revereware griddle and ended up di...

If you put calzones that are stuffed with ricotta in the freezer and then re-heat, the cheese will separate and get runny.. This is what my Italian grandmother-- you can call her Nan-- told me. I'v...

We need Michael Crichton on this one...

San Marzanos are over-rated. All the Italian women in my family-- and in Jersey-- use Red Pack.

It would be cool if you could choose which ones at least?

Oh yeah, that's easy...

I'm in a new apartment. No vacuum. Dusty. Please help. I'm dying here...

I like my eggs DEVILED...in the morning, anytime....please help me!

Sounds wierd, but I sometimes make pesto, provolone and meatball paninis...

BOYLAN'S! Plain ol' seltzer in a real glass bottle...

It's called cheese strata I think. It's a Penn. Dutch thing, isn't it???

I like French Roast (with my toast).

HELLO...Fondue...

[CHIME!] This is way cool!

Reminds me of whale hunting...

The owl...says "moo!" ?

I just lit up a cig!