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Wait. Wait. Wait. Or else what? Maybe it's because I am from Jersey, but when someone says to me, "...or else!" I take it as a threat. Not sure if everyone agrees, but I don't like being threatened...

I grew up here. I just saw the first subway car graffiti I've seen since '90 or so. That is always a sure sign of things to come. That, and women getting mugged in broad daylight in the West Village.

I just hate Cablevision and don't want to give them my money anymore. They took away my dear Monsters HD channel as well as all Voom. Their customer service blows. I'd rather roll the dice on FioS...

It's like the taco bed from "It's always Sunny..."

I think it's all so rad!

We have house centipedes in our apartment. They are nasty and keep showing up. They are like the Usain Bolt of bugs-- very quick. Anyone ever deal with those?

The aliens from the movie "EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY" (Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carey, a Wayons) and I would play them STYX "Too Much Time on My Hands"!!!

Can't believe that noone on this hip board put "Midnight Express" featuring music by Giorgio Moroder. It won an Oscar for Best Original Score. You know, the film about the guy getting sent to a Tur...

I iron everything. My girlfriend irons nothing. We don't match. I hate wrinkles.

I HAVE no carpet. Just moved in. Cold, hard floors. Please pity me...

sorry for the typo. I had been drinking.

I am addicted to the micheladas! In NYC the mecca of Mexican food, Rosa Mexicano, serves these. I had been making them before I ate there, but found that the bartenders poured a LOT more lime juice...

This is by the same company that makes Organic Prostitute Blaster! Though the last time I was hungry I mixed the cans up and sprayed a hooker onto a scalding hot, Revereware griddle and ended up di...

If you put calzones that are stuffed with ricotta in the freezer and then re-heat, the cheese will separate and get runny.. This is what my Italian grandmother-- you can call her Nan-- told me. I'v...

We need Michael Crichton on this one...

San Marzanos are over-rated. All the Italian women in my family-- and in Jersey-- use Red Pack.

It would be cool if you could choose which ones at least?

Oh yeah, that's easy...

I'm in a new apartment. No vacuum. Dusty. Please help. I'm dying here...

I like my eggs DEVILED...in the morning, anytime....please help me!