I love the open floor plan downstairs, especially the kitchen. I would be all over that. The decor is just way too busy and dark for me. Kitsch can be fun, but that is just 70s gone wrong depres...

I don't consider myself a bibliophile, but I was raised to treat books with a certain level of respect. The pictures made me cringe. Sorry.

Swiffer is a generic term? Oh Abby, Procter and Gamble's trademark attorneys are going to be pissed!