I dunno. I don't think TP has the strength to stay together under the forces required to generate any usable electricity.

Heh, amusing, though I am a caucasian who has very squinty eyes and I'm sure it'd get confused about me too. The camera probably wouldn't like Helen Hunt or Scott Speedman either...

"...and it gives off no heat..." Uh, maybe, but then what's with the massive heatsink that takes up the bottom half of the bulb?