You left out "babysitter." Unless they are in the wedding, leave them home. I will never understand the need to bring your children everywhere.

Bubble, I didn't ask about holding, I asked about applying it. When I take a shower, I don't rub around my bar of soap directly on those parts, so I'm really curious if that's what peope do. So, ...

Monica, this has nothing to do with being narrow-minded. It's more a "to each his own" thing. Personally, I have serious concerns about using a bidet. First off, if you are using soap, what does...