If heaven exists, this barn is in it.

@CaseyB: That painting looks like an ebay find. Try a folk art search on E-bay or Craig's list... I bet you'll get lucky. If you're itching for a marvelous painting try this lady, I own a few of he...

Low end and immature.

It sounds like you aren't prepping your surface properly. Make sure you sand it with an 80 grit, then wipe off the remaining dust, then apply a thin first coat, then wait 24 hours, do a light sandi...

It would make me have to pee all the time.

Ick. Tasteless.

That is one sweet pad.

Okay enough with the black rooms, we get it.

Eh, it's a little dorm-y.

Please de-clutter first. Then ask us again.

Stain the mother. I just sanded and painted an icky pine dresser with black chalkboard paint and got one different knob from Anthropologie per week till the drawers were openable again --and I LOVE...

Noguchi, non? It's gorgeous whatever it is.

Get a nice gooseneck faucet. Can you add a bullnose around the tile edging? It's easy, you can do it yourself, I promise. That plus a lovely grasscloth wall covering with a clear coat on top of it ...

It's so wonderfully OCD.

Gross. No one needs that many shoes. Pare down and live free.

All that and no tub?

I too, am fond of the penguin. He's quite handsome.

It's an abortion. I hate it more and more every time I walk by it. It may as well be a prison.

Gut it. Now.

Wonderful pad. Best feature = the dog :)