Wash towels after every use? I can't think of a bigger waste of water. Here in California, it's illegal for hotels to do this without offering guests the option of re-using their towels.

OMG! a) I can't believe you're getting rid of your record collection, and b) pleasepleaseplease let me have them.

I use a blowtorch! It's a lot faster and easier than the grill or gas burner, but a creme brulee torch would also work. After charring, throw them in a brown paper grocery bag to steam, then use ...