Where's the option for doing them more than once a year?! My top floor apartment means I'm at the bottom of the heating food chain, they'll need doing at least three times through the winter.

How about terracotta? Almost a blend of your chosen red and the mustard of the trim.

Anyone know where the Tesco Value soup can print in the first pic is from? I love it!

Definitely the deflated sex doll. I mean "rug".

Where can I get me a backgammon table?!

I read picture three as 'see up' (c up) which would have been a little bit clever at least if there were something interesting on the ceiling.

Check your fridge for any food that will go off while you're away.

Same as Rapunzel I bizarrely have a double oven in a teeny tiny flat. I couldn't get by without using the bottom one for storage - it holds all my baking sheets, casserole dishes, even cookie cutt...

How about using a mirror? They can be great outside, particularly in a small space, here a mirror could make the whole space lighter and cover up one of the blocked up windows.

Make sure anything the workers leave when they aren't there (materials, tools etc.) looks as though it's secure. I have three windows in my apartment, two of them were broken when our building's ro...