Stiletto-- I think it's meant to be funny. If it said "I'm an omnivore cause bacon is the only kind of meat I eat, so I can't call myself a vegetarian" I certainly wouldn't find it clever or funny....

Those may not be photoshopped... they might be original prints using linocut or woodcut or screenprinting techniques. I can't be of much help when it comes to photoshop as I'm really no good ...

I had a good one in the middle of the night one time in highschool... There had been a marijuana grow-op bust at a house kitty corner from ours earlier in the week. Then, in the middle of the night...