I would sand it down carefully and paint it orange with white accents, 2-3 coats with sanding in between, finished off with a semi-gloss clear lacquer.

Jesus Christ chappie, you're a real dick.

Shellac it.

If that couch is in a condition worth keeping, I would dye it bombast blue (available at the link in the previous comment) and paint the walls orange, with a black glass coffee table in the center....

I would sand it down till its ultrasmooth and paint it deep orange (glossy) with new white hardware

The three pictures rule is stupid and arbitrary, who cares?

I disagree, I think the area to the left of the oven makes good use of the space. By sliding the cabinet out 6-8 inches and fitting in that second cabinet, she is making efficient use of the space....