I'm sorry, but sleepy hat is beyond creepy.

Being close to 7-feet tall, I'd like to sponsor a Cause for Canonization for the inventor of this device. Do they have a device to crush giant "carry-on" luggage?

1998, I meant.

My sister and I got a Timex Sinclair for Christmas one year... technically, it was a computer. Around 1984? We probably spent a grand total of 2 hours on it - not including the time loading games ...

I think baby would be more afraid of the 1945 vintage atomic bomb teetering on top of that bookcase.

When we bought our house a few years ago, the living room was painted the color on the left... it worked pretty well with the previous owner's decor. Ours, not so well. I dubbed the room "Grape A...

I think people have inhaled a few too many cubic feet of chalkboard paint fumes around here (and not just on this entry...). At worst, this is no great loss. Lighten up.

Cute card. Next year, split the difference and go Kwanzaa.

Superfly.

I'd make cloth diapers and related stuff - covers, wipes, etc.

Is that a nursery or a showroom for selling babies and baby accessories?

I want to play 'Plinko' with my books!

When I was a boy, we moved into a new house. I was sitting in the bathtub and saw that someone had written 'Have fun!' on the toilet, on the underside of the bowl in red marker. Maybe there was a...

2 words: Whoopee cushion!

The Alt (or Mac Option) copy tool in Adobe.

gimme

gimme gimme

possible source of your poster? http://www.triangleposter.com/posters.html

"It's cool how we can use _______ to speak out to others about our political opinions" Yeah, because we don't have enough outlets for that already.

Dig that Ventana tripod lamp... my son is giraffe-boy, would love this for his room.