ha! when i was in high school, my friends and i made an acrylic bong, errr... water pipe and filled the bottom with broken safety glass. there was a partition, so the water sat above the glass.

"I'm embarrassed for your ignorance." i'm embarassed for you nitpicking humorlessness. what a drag to get so PC on a small, witty allusion to a well known cultural phenomenon.

the ocean is 20 miles away! you really have to squint. nice house though

yes please... that rocker will do just fine