Pitkin's Ace Hardware is your go-to place in eastern Prince William County, VA. They welcomed me into the world of plumbing gas dryers when we bought our home here.

Oh, and the relaxing sound of water through pipes right behind your head, as your early-rising bedmate showers, flushes and brushes while you try to get a few minutes' more sleep.

So far we've got damp sheets, and tinkle and splash noises going against this idea. Nobody yet mentioned odors wafting over you as you recline in bed, so I will. Put a fork in this tu...

Oh, and wouldn't the cables get in the way of eating, especially if you've got a large group clustered around the table?

I think the only way to get the table "anchored somehow" would to tether it to the floor, thereby unliberating the space under the table. File under "impractical."

As a guitarist (with two not-so-expensive guitars that I love anyway) I would be concerned for the longevity of your beautiful instruments! I don't see a single humidifier (the spongey snake thing...

And I just learned that "Border to Border" means "Canadian to Mexican," not "Pacific to Atlantic." So I won't be going either.

There are so many exceptions that I doubt it's a useful rule. 'Tis the case in my home, but not in others I know.

If the mouse can climb the outside of the bottle to get into the trap, what prevents it from climbing the inside to reach the opening and get back out?