Gross! If I remember right, it was Frank Lloyd Wright who referred to ornately carved wood as wood that's been tortured. That's what this is, for sure.

Hello! Can you tell me what the name of the paint color in the office is? It's really perfect.

My poor mother, when I was 15 I painted my room in four or five different (hideous) colors, all swirled together like a lava lamp on the wall. I thought it was the coolest. I think...

I need it! My husband broke our iron last week and now I wear wrinkly clothes to work. I need to Iron my shirt!

This would look perfect on the mantle in my new house! Love it!