Key to the boldly-colored living room: a neutral kitty.

Subvert the dominant paradigm!

All together now, everyone -- get rid of the boyfriend.

Hey Procter people, you need to reword your Single-Minded Propositions before you use them in marketing copy. Oh, and spell your company's name correctly at the bottom of your website.

This is classic Procter & Gamble.

I think it looks fine the way it is. And I'm sorry, but that's a cat butt hook.

Pretentious whimsy.

Two seconds after that photo was taken, that kitty knocked over those flowers.

Yeah, I'm not feeling the Bert.

Lie down on it.

This is excellent.

Let's hope.

Wait, they're composting gorillas?

Yeah, that would be "coup de coeur."

And the kitty would escape.

I would like to pre-order one right now, please.

Definitely more red. And I'll take the fake Tiffany lamp if you don't want it.

Yeah, in that picture, the cat obviously moved it.

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Hey! Where are the pictures of the kitties?