This is a wonderful thread--I can hear every single one of these sounds in my head as I read them. I like: -rain, and "sticky tires" on a wet street -how my cat's meows sou...

This sort of thing makes me think of the Mr. Bean sketch when he buys a new armchair and ties it to the top of his tiny car, then sits in the chair and drives home using ropes tied to the wheel for...

Well, I suppose you could sit on the back end and slide right in...

I have used the plug-in air freshener "pill". Quite a strong scent (I used sweet water) and fades in about a month. I do with they had other scents to try, besides sweet water and lavender.

Dude, it was a BIG sugar dispenser.

Those slippers are waiting for me to fall on my ass.

Eye massager, my fanny.

I swear I saw this exact same catalogue in 1994. I was at the store on Thursday night and it felt kind of...meh. Weird thing I saw in the cafeteria: enormous, counter-mounted sugar ...

The horse! The horse!

The only thing to pair with that speaker, of course, is a statue with a clock in its belly. Snortingly ridiculous, but I like it.

The little orange worms (about 1/4" long, right?) are carpet beetle larvae. They will eat holes in your clothes and then will turn into tiny black beetles and they are a pain to get rid of. You c...

Very inelegant.

Overall, I think I like your space. I like the "salon hairchair" in the living room as it looks like a lot of fun. I also completely love the reception window and ribbed glass-I can imagine the n...

Keep the futon; ignore what the others are saying. I think it looks cosy, and as a fellow futon sleeper, a good futon is like sleeping on heaven. Beautiful space.

"I would feel as though I had a back stage pass to the secrets of women kind." -Johnny Oh, YACK. I like the layout, but think it's a bit cliched in the execution.

I heart the blue wall in the last photo, the cosy feeling of the bedroom nook, and the Guiness poster above the stove. We are especially amused by Her Majesty's likeness on the pillow in the first...

Where is the kettle on the stovetop from?

Ahoy! You need some clutter management, lass, but the big, bright portholes are a sweet sight to my unpatched eye.

A bit much clutter for me, but, woot! This has a lot of personality and I love the overall vibe going on. I absolutely love the dresser. Also: is that a Flin Flon poster above your bed? What's ...

It's like sleeping on a giant trivet.