My dog lets me wipe his muddy paws with a wet paper towel. The hard part is his legs and belly (or as I like to call it...his "underdog") He'd never go for this contraption.

Pouf? I thought it was a humongous dog bed!

I have a vintage, used, hand painted lobster buoy that I got in Maine about 35 years ago. It's been with me ever since and sits on a bookshelf.

I bet all the other trees are laughing at this one!

Good luck getting approval from your landlord. What if his next tenant wants a big fridge?

That's an eternity of ass-wipin'! Way too much.

The air at the Jersey shore on a hot, sunny day.

Montague "struggling"? I don't think so. I'm a little annoyed by the mallification of the street, but it's certainly not struggling.

Funniest store name EVER!!!!

Meredith, I just bought one of these at Bed Bath & Beyond and it really sticks. (Also got a small one for soap)

Mortimer is one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen! I'll have to look at the rest of the place later

I have white pillowcases with dark fabric trim. My head has caused some yellowing of the white fabric, but I can't bleach 'em. Do you think the lemon juice solution will help?

My parents raised three of us in a house with two working fireplaces and none of us ever fell in! Jeez, why does every square inch of space have to be "baby-proofed"?

Jeez Anna...it's a frickin' bathroom. It's not like they included floating turds in the bowl!

Leave it as is. Spray shouldn't be a factor unless he's really, REALLY drunk. As long as it's kept clean, who cares if it's at face level?

Jeezus Jooly. You couldn't figure that out on the spot? When they go "above and beyond", tip generously.

I also have a narrow NYC entry way. When I renovated, I removed a drop ceiling, so I now have about 10' in height. Got nice pendant fixtures, a mirror and shelf on the wall and an Eames coat rack o...

pkswede, Do you mean scary and mace?

"swtvi65 - I'm trying to imagine a situation that includes living with one's brother." I live with my brother. Actually two brothers, a sister and a pair of parents. I'm 16, bros are 14 and 8...

I take that last tiny sliver of soap and fuse it on to my next bar. It works when both pieces are wet, and you never have to throw away any soap.